ooooo BURN!!!!!!

Sam... that's just way too long for a joke.

Love the college one.

Edge... that's kinda the point. It's a shaggy-dog joke.

Ahhhh..

I just ate boogers.

why did the red neck cross the road????






















cause he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken!!!!!! LOFL... LOL LOL .SNORT.

in response to your little pic of the difference between europe and the us, shanks, this one's for you :

what do you call a pretty girl in england ?








































































































































... a tourist :D

the french really hate the british !! lol

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

funny song
 

one of the funniest songs i've ever heard. From broadway musical Avenue Q. The songs is a little long so i put only the chorus.

Title: Everyone's a little bit Racist

chorus:
Everyone's a little bit racist
Sometimes.
Doesn't mean we go
Around committing hate crimes.
Look around and you will find
No one's really color blind.
Maybe it's a fact
We all should face
Everyone makes judgments
Based on race.

Everyone's a little bit racist
Today.
So, everyone's a little bit racist
Okay!
Ethinic jokes might be uncouth,
But you laugh because
They're based on truth.
Don't take them as
Personal attacks.
Everyone enjoys them -
So relax!

God I love Shaggy Dog jokes....Saw it comming, but...lol







What did the bed say to the person who was up too late?






























I have no clue, Im too tired....see ya'll

What's silver and red and waddles into walls?

A hungry zombie baby with forks in its eyes.











What's bald, has big clacking teeth, and wobbles?


A zombie baby wearing the dentures of an elderly woman whose brains it just ate.









Gotta love zombie babies....