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If a guy who has been head of a harmful and corrupt edifice like the Catholic Church (with all those things i mentioned above...best read and learn) and a guy who personally decreed that using a condom is a sin, thereby helping to spread AIDS throughout Africa, is going to Heaven.......I DON'T WANT TO GO ANYWAY! Not if it's full of people like The Pope and his cronies and nuts like you! You want to read a bit..learn a bit..and get out of that brain fuzz you're in about the so called virtues of extremists organised religions. Happy harp playing! |
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You couldn't be any more correct, 42ndstreet. Keep posting here! |
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Omfg, you are now offically the lamest fuck on here. I didn't realize what people wrote for their sig's were law. I have a full time job and i'm raising 2 little girls on my own. I'm doing a job and then some. |
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HATE! HATE! HATE! HATE! HATE! HATE! HATE!
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And the harp is stupid. |
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Technically, it's God who's the head of all the child molesting and condom-hating and AIDS-spreading then, isn't it?
The Pope was merely his guy on earth. And God doesn't like homosexuals, it says so in The Bible. |
Well, we can't really say God is the head of the child molestation and the AIDs and the sucking at whatnot, because he's over there and the trouble's way over here.
It's kinda like kicking a bystander in the nads because his brother twisted your nipple. What's the moral of the story? God can't be for blame because he didn't write the bible, he didn't elect the Pope, he doesn't magically move dicks with his mind, and he doesn't exist. The latter may be the most important. |
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Outside of The Matrix? As far as religion goes, the buck stops with God - unless of course he refuses to take responsibility for his... employees, or messengers. In which case, he's a shirker and a lazy git. |
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Wouldn't it be funny if The Pope is currently burning in Hell, after all that preaching and non-wanking?
Who knows? |
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I'm sure God DOES live outside a block of numbers. I guess it makes sense. And I can't really blame him for not taking responsibility. We were out of his line of "giving a fuck" a long time ago. Ever since that gullible bitch took a bite of that apple, it's been out of God's hands. Or atleast that's one way to look at it. It really doesn't matter. A man in a funny hat died. That's great. Really fuckin' perfect. He couldn't have done anything about any molestation anyway, he was too busy forgetting who he was and shitting his pants. |
Funny hat and shitty underwear or not, I would like to see hundreds of thousands of people flock to see my dead ass lying in state.
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Eh, the urge to see him will die down. As soon as they realize how fucking bad it smells in that chapel.
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Why? So you can be groped and fondled by people who've already been accused of child molestation and those who follow them?
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The paedophiles are necrophiles to boot?
Criminy, the Church has a lot of perversion on it's hands... if you read the right newspapers. |
I believe the idea is that one wouldn't want to take any chances with their dead, defenseless self.
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What difference does it make if you're dead?
Oh-oh, better chuck away that donor card! |
The dead can't testify.
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So fuck them - they aren't entities with any consequence, they aren't even "they".
Might as well queue up to have a peek, out of morbid curiousity if nothing else. |
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Curiosity on what a dead pope looks like? That goes right past curiosity and right into "sick obsession with dead old pricks."
I'm a firm supporter of the "Look at Dead People Fund" but most people are slightly creeped out at wanting to gaze at a lifeless religious man. Or should be, atleast. |
Paying last respects, they call it - as one might do the same to a friend or relative at their funeral.
Religious types might hold The Pope in as high regard as friends or relatives. |
I do believe it's time to invest some creativity and think of a better way to "pay respects." I don't think hanging your head over a soon decaying body is the best way to go about things.
And it should be a rule, if they can't remember where they were five minutes ago, they shouldn't be regarded as friends/relatives/people. Infact, let's just slaughter the entire populous of old people. How many problems would that solve? All of them. Even world hunger and global warming. More meat and we can find a way to patch some holes up with a pair of wrinkly ass cheeks, can't we? |
At what age are you "old", and are your parents/grandparents wrinkly ass-cheeks included in this mass-slaughter?
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We won't put a definite age limit on it, we'll say once you turn Senile Avenue and park off at Alzheimers Boulevard, it's time to hit the gas chambers.
And of course my family will be included. This isn't a time to show favoritism towards old people. As they aren't really people. |
Gas chambers?
Classic. Though some of the old-timers who frequent this board might not agree. |
Who cares? They'd be dead.
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Yeah, well. It's not like my ideas will come into play anytime soon. I doubt I'll find the time or the intiative to get up and take over the world, so let's just flame the Mage and get on with our lives. Seems like the best solution to me.
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Spoken like a true copout.
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Copout? Nah. More like a prophetic apathetic.
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I think the sarcasm in the statement was confirmed by my non-belief in God, Heaven, or a higher power.
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But do you believe in The Pope?
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What exactly are you trying to get at? That his struggles are real because he is in fact real? That's why I noted what I thought was already realized, that the original statement was in fact sarcastic.
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All my point was, that the Pope should not be blamed for the actions for these perv priests.
It's like saying, if certain people who live on Main St. kick dogs, then everyone on Main St. kicks dogs, and approves of dog kicking as a whole. Ok lame example, but you get the jist. |
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