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42ndStreetFreak 04-04-2005 02:07 AM

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Originally posted by ItsAlive75
It's not like the Pope sent out a letter saying, "Dear priests, please rape little boys." I doubt he had control over it.

And how can you hate the Pope? He's like, the one guy on the planet who's guaranteed to get into Heaven! I bet you masturbate with a crucifix (in the butt).

Shut up rabid nut!

If a guy who has been head of a harmful and corrupt edifice like the Catholic Church (with all those things i mentioned above...best read and learn) and a guy who personally decreed that using a condom is a sin, thereby helping to spread AIDS throughout Africa, is going to Heaven.......I DON'T WANT TO GO ANYWAY!
Not if it's full of people like The Pope and his cronies and nuts like you!

You want to read a bit..learn a bit..and get out of that brain fuzz you're in about the so called virtues of extremists organised religions.

Happy harp playing!

Sedated_replica 04-04-2005 11:56 PM

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Originally posted by 42ndStreetFreak
Shut up rabid nut!

If a guy who has been head of a harmful and corrupt edifice like the Catholic Church (with all those things i mentioned above...best read and learn) and a guy who personally decreed that using a condom is a sin, thereby helping to spread AIDS throughout Africa, is going to Heaven.......I DON'T WANT TO GO ANYWAY!
Not if it's full of people like The Pope and his cronies and nuts like you!

You want to read a bit..learn a bit..and get out of that brain fuzz you're in about the so called virtues of extremists organised religions.

Happy harp playing!

And I get called a moron for saying "Fuck the pope" :rolleyes: People can't seperate the bullshit from the facts.

You couldn't be any more correct, 42ndstreet.

Keep posting here!

FairyKorpes 04-05-2005 02:32 AM

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Originally posted by Sedated_replica
What the fuck are you talking about? I said Child rape is horrible.... and the LOL part was a joke. meaning it doesn't make anything better.
Lmao.... yeah ok.

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You think all those fucking priest's were charged with sex crimes? They have huge lists of names and only a hand full have had charges and most are still priest's. The Pope didn't do shit. "Oh wow, he approved changes" who wouldn't do that? I'm sorry. I didn't know you were a huge fan of the pope.
There is a count of how many have, out of how many there are. I'm not a huge fan of the pope, dickhead, i just don't think a man like him should not be insulted for being a child rapest when, he was odviously against it and doing something about it.

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Since you save Lollipop's and suck a lot of dick . you should be getting paid for it. Least whore's are doing a job.

Omfg, you are now offically the lamest fuck on here. I didn't realize what people wrote for their sig's were law.

I have a full time job and i'm raising 2 little girls on my own. I'm doing a job and then some.

FairyKorpes 04-05-2005 03:27 AM

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Originally posted by Sedated_replica
And I get called a moron for saying "Fuck the pope" :rolleyes: People can't seperate the bullshit from the facts. !
What fact have you posted, knob gobbler?

Angra 04-05-2005 03:29 AM

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ItsAlive75 04-05-2005 01:30 PM

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Originally posted by 42ndStreetFreak
You want to read a bit..learn a bit..and get out of that brain fuzz you're in about the so called virtues of extremists organised religions.

Happy harp playing!

I'd rather stay dumb.


And the harp is stupid.

42ndStreetFreak 04-05-2005 01:45 PM

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Originally posted by ItsAlive75
I'd rather stay dumb..
Then congratulations! As you've succeeded in reaching your goal in life...few people do.

EXTR3MIST 04-05-2005 03:36 PM

Technically, it's God who's the head of all the child molesting and condom-hating and AIDS-spreading then, isn't it?

The Pope was merely his guy on earth.

And God doesn't like homosexuals, it says so in The Bible.

8-Bit BlackMage 04-05-2005 03:40 PM

Well, we can't really say God is the head of the child molestation and the AIDs and the sucking at whatnot, because he's over there and the trouble's way over here.

It's kinda like kicking a bystander in the nads because his brother twisted your nipple.

What's the moral of the story? God can't be for blame because he didn't write the bible, he didn't elect the Pope, he doesn't magically move dicks with his mind, and he doesn't exist.

The latter may be the most important.

EXTR3MIST 04-05-2005 03:46 PM

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he's over there and the trouble's way over here
Where, exactly?

Outside of The Matrix?

As far as religion goes, the buck stops with God - unless of course he refuses to take responsibility for his... employees, or messengers.

In which case, he's a shirker and a lazy git.

Spy Crouch 04-05-2005 03:47 PM

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Originally posted by ItsAlive75
It's not like the Pope sent out a letter saying, "Dear priests, please rape little boys." I doubt he had control over it.

And how can you hate the Pope? He's like, the one guy on the planet who's guaranteed to get into Heaven! I bet you masturbate with a crucifix (in the butt).

Well, personally, if I believed in Heaven, i'd be pretty fucking pissed about the Pope's guaranteed ticket there. Especially while I had to work my ass off to keep up with rules of living derived from mangled folk lore.

EXTR3MIST 04-05-2005 03:48 PM

Wouldn't it be funny if The Pope is currently burning in Hell, after all that preaching and non-wanking?

Who knows?

8-Bit BlackMage 04-05-2005 03:50 PM

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Originally posted by EXTR3MIST
Where, exactly?

Outside of The Matrix?

As far as religion goes, the buck stops with God - unless of course he refuses to take responsibility for his... employees, or messengers.

In which case, he's a shirker and a lazy git.


I'm sure God DOES live outside a block of numbers. I guess it makes sense.

And I can't really blame him for not taking responsibility. We were out of his line of "giving a fuck" a long time ago. Ever since that gullible bitch took a bite of that apple, it's been out of God's hands. Or atleast that's one way to look at it.

It really doesn't matter. A man in a funny hat died. That's great. Really fuckin' perfect. He couldn't have done anything about any molestation anyway, he was too busy forgetting who he was and shitting his pants.

EXTR3MIST 04-05-2005 03:55 PM

Funny hat and shitty underwear or not, I would like to see hundreds of thousands of people flock to see my dead ass lying in state.

8-Bit BlackMage 04-05-2005 03:57 PM

Eh, the urge to see him will die down. As soon as they realize how fucking bad it smells in that chapel.

Spy Crouch 04-05-2005 03:58 PM

Why? So you can be groped and fondled by people who've already been accused of child molestation and those who follow them?

EXTR3MIST 04-05-2005 04:02 PM

The paedophiles are necrophiles to boot?

Criminy, the Church has a lot of perversion on it's hands... if you read the right newspapers.

Spy Crouch 04-05-2005 04:04 PM

I believe the idea is that one wouldn't want to take any chances with their dead, defenseless self.

EXTR3MIST 04-05-2005 04:06 PM

What difference does it make if you're dead?

Oh-oh, better chuck away that donor card!

8-Bit BlackMage 04-05-2005 04:06 PM

The dead can't testify.

Spy Crouch 04-05-2005 04:11 PM

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Originally posted by EXTR3MIST
What difference does it make if you're dead?

Oh-oh, better chuck away that donor card!

Well then, where is it you plan to be buried?

EXTR3MIST 04-05-2005 04:11 PM

So fuck them - they aren't entities with any consequence, they aren't even "they".

Might as well queue up to have a peek, out of morbid curiousity if nothing else.

EXTR3MIST 04-05-2005 04:13 PM

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Well then, where is it you plan to be buried?
No plans.

8-Bit BlackMage 04-05-2005 04:13 PM

Curiosity on what a dead pope looks like? That goes right past curiosity and right into "sick obsession with dead old pricks."

I'm a firm supporter of the "Look at Dead People Fund" but most people are slightly creeped out at wanting to gaze at a lifeless religious man. Or should be, atleast.

EXTR3MIST 04-05-2005 04:15 PM

Paying last respects, they call it - as one might do the same to a friend or relative at their funeral.

Religious types might hold The Pope in as high regard as friends or relatives.

8-Bit BlackMage 04-05-2005 04:18 PM

I do believe it's time to invest some creativity and think of a better way to "pay respects." I don't think hanging your head over a soon decaying body is the best way to go about things.

And it should be a rule, if they can't remember where they were five minutes ago, they shouldn't be regarded as friends/relatives/people.

Infact, let's just slaughter the entire populous of old people. How many problems would that solve? All of them. Even world hunger and global warming. More meat and we can find a way to patch some holes up with a pair of wrinkly ass cheeks, can't we?

EXTR3MIST 04-05-2005 04:21 PM

At what age are you "old", and are your parents/grandparents wrinkly ass-cheeks included in this mass-slaughter?

8-Bit BlackMage 04-05-2005 04:25 PM

We won't put a definite age limit on it, we'll say once you turn Senile Avenue and park off at Alzheimers Boulevard, it's time to hit the gas chambers.

And of course my family will be included. This isn't a time to show favoritism towards old people. As they aren't really people.

EXTR3MIST 04-05-2005 04:28 PM

Gas chambers?

Classic.

Though some of the old-timers who frequent this board might not agree.

Spy Crouch 04-05-2005 04:30 PM

Who cares? They'd be dead.

8-Bit BlackMage 04-05-2005 04:31 PM

Yeah, well. It's not like my ideas will come into play anytime soon. I doubt I'll find the time or the intiative to get up and take over the world, so let's just flame the Mage and get on with our lives. Seems like the best solution to me.

EXTR3MIST 04-05-2005 04:33 PM

Spoken like a true copout.

8-Bit BlackMage 04-05-2005 04:34 PM

Copout? Nah. More like a prophetic apathetic.

FairyKorpes 04-05-2005 04:53 PM

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Originally posted by Spy Crouch
Well, personally, if I believed in Heaven, i'd be pretty fucking pissed about the Pope's guaranteed ticket there. Especially while I had to work my ass off to keep up with rules of living derived from mangled folk lore.
Pissed? Why? You actually think he had it easier then you do? HA!

Spy Crouch 04-05-2005 05:08 PM

I think the sarcasm in the statement was confirmed by my non-belief in God, Heaven, or a higher power.

EXTR3MIST 04-05-2005 05:09 PM

But do you believe in The Pope?

Spy Crouch 04-05-2005 05:17 PM

What exactly are you trying to get at? That his struggles are real because he is in fact real? That's why I noted what I thought was already realized, that the original statement was in fact sarcastic.

8-Bit BlackMage 04-05-2005 05:17 PM

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Originally posted by EXTR3MIST
But do you believe in The Pope?
Nah, he's a figment of your imagination. Only you can see him.

FairyKorpes 04-05-2005 05:22 PM

All my point was, that the Pope should not be blamed for the actions for these perv priests.

It's like saying, if certain people who live on Main St. kick dogs, then everyone on Main St. kicks dogs, and approves of dog kicking as a whole.

Ok lame example, but you get the jist.


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