no. That's fucking stupid. Castration removes the testicles, makes one a eunich. No sex drive or greatly reduced sex drive. Vasectomy just prevents the sperm from leaving the body through ejaculate. You still shoot normally and everything, since the sperm is like 1% of it. It. Is. Not. The. Same.

Tubals are not 100% but that is not stopping me from doing it. Fuck it, do what YOU want, it's your 3======D, noone elses!!! :D

I honestly thought you couldn't...shoot anything anymore.

nope, all the fun of jizzing in ladies without the messy pregnancy deal*









*Yeah, yeah, I know, not fool proof, but I'm playing the odds here

You could always play safe chivalrous and just change the "in" to "on".:D

no, I don't do that porno crap.

That's kinda um, never mind, feels better if done inside. Have to be safe though. (May I boil you first? j/k) :p

I think it is gross inside, but thats a whole different topic!! :p

yeah, that is a different topic. One that someone should start

Anyway Sam, if you're sure that's what you want, I hope it all goes well. I had to make the desicion to have a hystorectomy for severe medical reasons and I had to come to terms that I will never be able to have a kid. I hadn't so far and I was in so much pain that I just decided to get rid of it. At least yours is reversable if you want, although I can't image THAT would be a very comfortable procedure to reverse. Wish you well and a rapid recovery.
-Kathy

Yep..BR is correct. I had a Vasectomy a few years back, in Indiana. They will not do it if you dont have at least one child.

Once again today,



WTF

I won't speak in any metaphors.

S wants to have a vasectomy so that he can have an eventful love life without havinv to worry about having children because he doesn't want to have children. I don't know the exacts of the process, but should he ever want to reverse it, he can.

Though for right now, he could enjoy a fruitful lovelife without producing any fruit. ...And there's me saying I wasn't going to use any metaphores.:rolleyes:

I bet you $5m he has no intention of going through with it, and this is primarily an attention seeking thread.

In the nicest possible way, of course.

I bet you 5.5 that you're wrong.

Is it possible that a person can discuss something openly on this forum without some one else acussing that person of trying to garner attention? I mean, if it's not, say so now so that we'll all know beforehand.:rolleyes:

I'll take that bet.

I think the main issue here is gambling.

:cool:

we get the fucking point already, give it a rest

Re: Sam the Egg getting his wings clipped
 

Good for you. Children are annoying and repulsive.

I've had a hysterectomy already, and I'm aware that tubal ligation is equivalent to a vasectomy....unfortunately, my hysterectomy was out of necessity and not choice, and is completely irreversible....things happen in life and there's not a lot to be done about them....and at least there's no period anymore....:)

If that's the case can I be the girl in the sparkly suit with the big feather thingy on her head?

No seriously.

WTF.



1) Get your girl on the pill
2) NEVER bust in her.

TADA!

.0000000001% chance of failure, just like your little surgery.

Why anyone would want to fuck with that part of their body like that...I DONT KNOW.


Im kool with pretty much everything...

i understand cutting(i dont agree with it, but i can relate and understand the meaning)...i understand suspension...i understand even PLASTIC SURGERY 9o some extent). I dont judge....(BUT THIS TIME...IS DIFFERENT...WTF)


WHY WOULD YOU MESS WITH THAT....HOW CAN ANY MAN MESS WITH THAT?

WTF

rofl

Well?

I got my clit pierced...? I had somebody without a medical degree go down their and fool a round with a pointy object in his hand. If he had fucked up, I could have lost all feeling down there...period.

Yet men seem to think that a girl's pierced goodies are somehow a treasure to behold.

The penis, in actuality is not more sacred than the vagina. Sorry. It never has been. In fact if you want to believe some scientific theories, a penis is a mutated vagina.

I don't personally find pierced tits, cocks, fannies or balls very sexy, and it looks rather painful... and to what end?

Isn't mutilating a specifically sensitive part of your genitalia going to leave you with less to stimulate?

I'd have to see such an insane theory.

I'd like to see where you get your facts that back up that statement

A Vasectomy is no big deal, your in and out in a few minutes. Rest over the week end with ice packs/bags of frozen peas, kinda go easy with lifting the next week and voila'! all better without the shotgun wedding/child support, or another unwanted child in the world.

You've made a consious desision based on your own facts and beliefs, as long as a Doctor will do it (possible problems if you are childless or at a young age), go for it. I did and believe me...happier than hell that I did! Sex actually improves because the threat of a possible pregnancy is, for the most part, gone.

And FYI, after the surgery, you ARE NOT shooting "blanks" until you have SEVERAL ejaculations AFTER the surgery and have a sperm count done once you hit the magic number (I wanna say about 30) the doctor sets for ya! Until then, treat the ol' boy like he is armed and dangerous! :D

Oh, and BTW, there are several methods that can be used in a vasectomy; sectioned and burnt, tied, and clipped. Clipping is more for the guy who may change his mind - they just place clips on the tubes and they can be removed if you so desire - I have heard that these clips can become disloged, making it possible to father a child...usually causing a big suprised look on ones face!

I chose the more perminant method - sectioned and burnt. Didn't want any "boo-boos!

DAY THREE:

WTF

lol...Sam's gonna go to New York and shoot you....Right after his operation :D

You wouldn't believe the crazy shit floating around in the medical world and how many people put their own beliefs ahead of science.

I was just trying to make a point.

It probably would have been better to say that the vagina generally, was held to be more sacred than the penis, but then you had to account for ancient Hellas and ancient Egypt, and those fucked up South American statues.

By the way, Pr3ss... My point about piercing Shazzam! was that women don't tend to go insane when something gets near their girlhoods, and maybe that's because of the the shit we go through to make sure we don't get uterine cancer. Or! it could because we have the option of giving birth.

Men become cry babies if a safety pin goes any lower than the belly button as if your nether regions were the treasures of King Solomon, which, in fact, they aren't. You're so fucking scared of any kind of genital pain it's almost amusing.

(Hence, God is a Woman, because, only women bleed, and we do it with a straight face).

Nah.




now back to bussiness.....






WTF


:D

Albert Fish didn't

That's a bit of a generalisation, but it is true that a boot in the balls would hurt more than a boot in the fadge. Testicles are more vulnerable to direct attack than a woman's sensitive parts, much of which is tucked away inside.

Personally I'm into genital pain.

Schramm is my favourite movie.

Then why the comment on genital mutilation (and I'm talking the about the choices we make ourselves, not that shit that goes on in Africa)? Also, what exactly do you mean by being "into genital pain?"


Being knocked in the clit hurts very much, thank you.

That's because it REALLY FUCKING HURTS.

I'll vouch for that....I used to do trick riding on a bike with a straight bar, and once I went to jump on while running and missed the seat totally, landing square on my wahoo with my full weight on it....I pissed blood for three days...

The clitoris is, in fact, the most sensitive organ on the human body with trillions of little nerve endings. When she takes a whomp...ow!

Give her a good piercing with a big needle - that'll shut her up.

:D

Yah, I took a spill on my bike when i was a kid and didn't even know my clit existed. My, ah, area was very bruised and yah THAT reeeeeeally hurts.

Although when she's happy, it's oh soooo good!