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Give him a break, hes around 13 years old. Most people of that age these days cant even speak properly, let alone attempt to write movie scripts. :rolleyes:
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Thanks. Plus, of course it wont be as good as the other one, nearly everybody in this forum is dead and also, this is the one with a new director. Look at jurassic park 3! LOOK AT IT!
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So Uve said, "Well, it HAS to be because I used the MOST expensive paper, it's the same kind of paper that well-known artists use, AND the best markers that you can find anywhere...These exact same markers were used by Jerry when we were on the school bus, and everyone said that his picture of a cat was the most awesomest cat EVER!" And everything he did in his life, no matter what it was or how bad, his mommy always told him it was the best, and that no one could do better...All the way back to his first memory of "Aww, that is such a good poopy you made...I'm so proud of my big boy" So...How would he even KNOW, and how could he possibly BELIEVE, that he's still cranking out shit? It's called 'constructive criticism'...It's a necessary evil... If you make someone believe that something bad is good, they will have absolutely NO reason to change it, work on it, and make it better until it really IS good... This insight comes from raising kids...I'm always completely honest with them in my praise or criticism, and even help them to find ways to improve something when necessary.....Otherwise, even though Seri is now 18, we might still be eating her rock hard brownies and salty cookies...haha |
well, i like it...
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I'm fine with constructive criticism, but it wasnt constructive criticism...at all.
"Off to a great start.............................Doc" - How is it constructive to immediately say that the first part written by someone else was good, but the first part written by the person who wanted to be the writer isnt. "It sucks" - How is that constructive? "Um.....weak" followed by "Ditto" - How is that constructive? It's just flaming. Finally a picture of someone asleep insinuating its really boring, which is then bravo'ed. Thats not constructive. At all. How about instead of just flaming, or saying how much you dont like it, you offer actual constructive criticism. If this was just another random annoying new member who was just posting some incoherent pile of wank, then yes, flame away (I'd be the first to if I could), but when its a 13 year old trying to write fiction, who is a regular on the forum and all he gets is stupid comments its just out of order. I doubt any of you will agree with me (no doubt you'll say things like "we were just joking" and "lighten up") and I'll probably just get flamed back, but I'm an adult. Ganging up on a kid is different. Bad form. |
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Honestly then, the only thing that's bugging me about it was the Halloween Resurrection scene and Zero talking, other than that it's readable.
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Fertt: Y0ou schould make SCARY. I want a cold shi ver of fear when I read you script! Make good scary now, you have the powah. Bring all monkeys, they frighten many much...theyjump up and down,. make oook noises, them have scary long tails. Is frightening animal,
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.............Then you will, um, make........a...monkeys are scary and so are dogs and sometime cats......
Look. House, haunted house, is always one on end of street. Dark, very dark. See? We always simpole advice. Make ghost, he flap in windew, have a good loud noise. Collect five dollatrs from each audience member constituent. Instant profit just like hollywood! :D :rolleyes: :mad: :eek: ;) |
What?I said weak because Massacre man said epic movie.I didn't direct weak at ferretchucker.That kids smarter then some adults and he's like 13.He'll get better once he gets older.So,i say continue with your story ferret.
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Uwe Boll doesnt have one movie with a rating of over 4.5/10 on IMDB. I started watching Alone in the Dark once. Turned it off after 20 mins (and wanted to be dead).
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I just can't believe how bad he fucked up BloodRayne...That was NOT BloodRayne...Absolutely nothing like her personality (took out her sharp tongue and sarcastic wit, removed her strength, pride and independence, basicly left out everything that she was and made her something she was not, and could never be)...BloodRayne would NEVER do the things that were done in the movie...I could go on and on, so I'll stop here... |
Haha.Bloodrayne and Alone of the dark are getting sequels.Anyway,that guy's an asshole.So full of himself.And what does he do to pay us back for being an ass?Make terrible fucking movies like Alone In The Dark.HAH!One guy who shouldnt even be making movies,is.AND he's making fucking sequels.Well once,Massacre and I get into hollywood,we'll save the horror genre.So good luck to us.
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well. Thanks a LOT (Not sarcastic) XtRaVa and everyone else, well, i could go off on one but i'm not that kind of person so i think we'll all just put all of it down as a joke, even if some wasn't.
Okay. Next and FINAL! part. Then i will do my own stand-alone movie. So, can i have some ideas? Bloodrayne: It's safe to come down! From another rope comes XtRaVa. XtRaVa: Hey, i told you I'd be coming soon. (He'll get that joke). What's the situation? BloodRayne: One thousand deadites, a dead, handless guy, a couple of kids and that guy. She points at Mothman. Mothman: Fuck off! He draws a sawn-off and fires aimlessly. It misses XtRaVa by an inch and goes through the window. Deadite-illdojo falls to the floor. XtRaVa: GO UPSTAIRS YOU TWO! MassacreMan: Screw you! XtRaVa Draws a pistol and shoots MassacreMans foot. MassacreMan: You BASATARD! Before massacre man can fight back, Horrorobsessed pulls him upstairs. XtRaVa: Stay still! Now put your hands on the ground! BloodRayne: They're coming in! A few windows have smashed and deadite-Kemal is crawling in. Cut to an upstairs shot where Horrorobsessed and MassacreMan are hiding MassacreMan: Now I'll never get to Hermiones topless scene! Horrorobsessed: For gods sake, it's one paragraph! They sit in silence for a while. Slowly, MassacreMan's hands rise up until they are touching horrorobsessed's breast. She swipes his hand off. She's glaring at him and he turns away. Within millimetres is Zeros face, smiling back at MassacreMan. Horrorobsessed: FUCK! Massacre man is quickly dragged into a cupboard. Horrorobsessed watches, wincing everytime MassacreMan shows pain. She hears some punching and zero shrieking in pain. The door swing open and Massacre Man stands there, looking at her silently. She walks towards him and he falls over. Behind him is a smiling Zero. Horrorobsessed: You sent me to a FUCKING mental asylum. You've killed SO many people that I knew and I am not FUCKING gonna let you kill me. They struggle, Horrorobsessed makes several gashes in his back with the machette but it get's knocked out of her hands. He bites her arm. She kicks him in the face. He pulls out a clump of hair the size of a banana. she headbutts him. He kicks her across the room, into a diving tank sized aerosole. She picks it up and runs over to him, bashing im over the head with it. He's bleeding all over and has a couple of bones stinking out. The aerosole trigger gets broken and is constantly letting out gas. As she's about to hit him a final time, He reaches for a box of matches. Horrorobsessed: NO! NO YOU DON'T FUCKING DARE! She runs out of the room and down the stairs. past the dead body of ferretchucker. Past a headless mothman. Past a deadite Novarku. Onto the front porch. A rope is being lifted from the helicopter. She runs and jumps to get it. SUCESS! She starts climbing up when the house explodes. Flames ingulf her but she carries on climbing 'til she gets to the top. XtRaVa and BloodRayne are there. XtRaVa: I didn't think you'd make it. Where's your friend? Horrorobsessed: Gone... BloodRayne: Putting her arm on her shoulders. I'm sorrry. Now let's get those burns treated. WHERE'S THE FIRST AID KIT? XtRaVa: Here ya go. Bloodrayne: okay, i'm just gonna- She looks at the still body of horrorobsessed. Bloodrayne: She's...dead. The bleeding bitemark on horrorobsessed's arm suddenly throbs. And her eyes open. XtRaVa: SHIT! The pilot looks behind him and jumps out. As the helicopter goes down and the savage noises of horrorobsessed are heard, the credits start rolling and you once again here XtRaVa XtRaVa: SSSSSHHHHHIIIIIITTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
Oooh...I hope that Xtrava guy makes it! :)
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This was pretty short.
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Erm...Can i make an appearence where i eat someone?That would be sweet.
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THE short, 1 part SIDESTORY! (What happened at the same time as the main story.)
Shortly before the zombie attack, in __V__'s apartment. __V__: Fuck I hate being diabetic. Fucking aunty ruby and her home made cookies. He injects himself with insulin. Just after the attack in the apartment... Inside the minivan, the body of __V__ twitches a little bit as the deadites begin to feast. His eyes open. __V__: What? N-n-n... His eyes roll back into his head and he lives no more. within seconds, where his bod once la, was just a pool of blood. The deadite dante, who had become a kind of leader, looked up. Zero was holding another piece of meat. he throws it. Dante: NNNYYYYAAARNNNGGG! The deadite swarms pick up his scent, but before they follow him, they continue to reak havoc on the city. A little while later. Dante: YYYRRRAAAAARRROOOWWW! The thousands of deadites pick up the scent of massacre man, and follow him to his hut. Just after iidojo was shot... The deadite army begin to slowly fall. something in their blood has mutated them once more, and they are beginning to pass it. One week after the mayhem... News Reporter: Well...it's over. The last zombie died last night whilst being studied. It has been confirmed that insulin, in all the people they had killed who had recenltly injected them muated their bodies to the point that they couldn't take it... A rotting woman slowly walks onto the screen. The news reporter tries to run but she pounces and grabs him. The camera man can be heard running away, and the shocked people in the studio are seen with scratches on their arms. In the background, the sounds of the news reporter being killed are heard as well as noises from security guards running, guns firing and horrorobsesed feeding. |
It's actually.....kind of creepy, isn't it?
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what? the story?
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Yes, the story! That is damn right.
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is that a compliment i hear? Wow. Where am I?
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Well the trilogy has drawn to a close, what's next for it? Will it become a Quadrilogy? Will people who join this forum a year from now read them? Will Diane tell Stacy that Paul is having an affair with Steven? Who knows?
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