dude i was just kidding.....im only 17 and i was just talking to the girl......

i'm just messing around dude.

ok just making sure lol

yeah i'm just doing it for shits and giggles.

Wakka wakka.

About Scooby Dooo 2 it was great, but what can u do when families of 3 to 4 go compared to 1 or 2 going to Dawn of the Dead.

Moses, Jesus and this old guy went playing golf one day. Jesus went and hit the ball, it went to the water, and stopped just before it went in the water. Jesus walked across it, hit the ball, and it went into the hole for a birdie (or whatever it is when you get the ball in in two hits). Moses hit the ball and it went to the water too. The ball goes in this time, Moses parts the water, and hits the ball in for another birdie. The old guy hits the ball, it also goes towards the water. But just before it goes in, a frog eats the ball, a gull comes and grabs the frog, the gull flies toward the hole, drops the frog, the frog drops the ball, and the ball rolls into the hole for a hole in one. Moses turns to Jesus and says "That's the last time I play golf with your dad."

This is a forum, not a chat room.

Why hasn't amk done her job?

Oh yeah, I keep forgetting.:rolleyes:

You just don't like it because nobody is fighting.

It says " Talk About ANYTHING" . So chat about blue balls or what ever POPS up!!!!! ;) ;)

Out of my 4 months here, that was probably the dumbest thing I ever read. Seriously, like I suddenly feel myself get stupid after that.

@AMK, after that comment, it's prooven that you're no mod.

Wrestling=Soap Opera for men

Agreed.








But i did watch it sometime in my younger days:o :o :o

Fixed, not fake. They're two completely different things.

True story.

.......

do balls really turn blue or is it just an expression?

and if they do, got pics?

:D

and speaking of balls.. i have another question but i better not ask it :( dont want to offend anyone!

Good question fluff. One of the curses of us males. The balls themself don't actually turn blue. Gather round boys and girls for the explanation.
When a man becomes sexually aroused, blood flows into his penis and testicles (or balls). If he ejaculates, the blood flows out of his genitals more quickly than if he does not ejaculate. The discomfort men can feel when they have been sexually aroused but have not ejaculated is sometimes called "blue balls".

And I can tell you from experiance...its no fun being in this state.

It can be very uncomfortable.....Not that I'm an expert or anything.........I mean...I got kids and all...so some times ya get interupted and such....no really....I'm quite macho....it doesn't happen often..as a matter of fact..its never happened to me..yeah..thats right..its never happened to me..sooo go ask someone else..cause...i don't know what your talking about.

this is one terrible conversation.

sure, sure, you've been longing for the day when you could talk about blue balls, havent you?....lol

thats just what guys hope ur talking about.

i actually dont know why i said that. it confuses you just as much as it confuses me, and i apologize.

mmm, methoughtso too.

my friend had blue balls. so in order to get rid of them he of course, masturbated. well right when he blew my other friends mom walked in. fortunately he had pulled the covers over him just in time. he said that while she was talking to her he felt his semen just pooring on to his hand the whole time.

blue balls LMAO

that hurts alot alot alot

and for the mother thing.... w/e
it's not like they don't have sex, so i don't see the big deal in catching their son or daughter

my mom walks in all the time its a little embarassing but fuck it....i only hate it when im trying to get laid and my mom/dad walks in then i get pissed.....

btw

blue balls do suk......i hate the feeling

i'm so glad that i've never been walked in on by anybody while doing anything sexual. i guess i've just been really lucky but i have cut it close a few times.

its happened 3 times recently.....2 times with my mom and dad and 1 time with my ex's brother

ya i guess i'm just lucky i've never been walked in on, but guys thats what the bathroom is for, its alot safer then your room :)

your ex's brother eh...i bet that that was a little awkward.

yeah he wanted to fight me but i woulda took him so my ex told us to stop

hahaha...god times, good times.:)

god i wish i had a girlfriend....

indeed, you have no idea. i live in the center of nowhere.

Ya know what? I'm sick of all this. The questions, the wondering, all of it. I'm going to lick a tootsie roll pop until I get to it's fucking center, and I'mma tell the WORLD! That should ruin their shit.

i will be soon actually, thats the great thing

im fully prepared to say the least

Fixed: The ending is predetermined, but the stuff they do still hurts, and their bleeding is real

Fake: None of it's real, the ring is padded and the blood is stage blood.

One, two, Thhreee. It takes three licks to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop.

that's not right, you probably bit it!