Flying Monkey Ninja

with a chainsaw

Dressed in spandex

rode a bike

Through the mall

Into Sears store...

to get glasses

for his mom.

(Someone should compile the whole story when it's done.)

the one eyed

hairy trouser snake

ready to pounce

on his head

and poke his

In the pooper

down the drain

into the sewer

to swim beneath

the starry skies

The sewer was..

full of green

crapola that teamed

That dance and sing

in little dresses.

The frogs clapped

standing on the........

Black Lily Pads

as they jumped

to untimely deaths

But just before

a wild cricket appeared

as an apparition

that had died, like this thread, only five years before...

Until Myers revived it.