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WTF did you do to this thread? It is so wide now!
Holy like magot eaten dog shit maybe! LOL! It is not that bad, amusing at best........:rolleyes: |
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my life!!!!!!!! and my sanity!!!!!:mad:
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Jay, knock that shit off, I can't see what the hell I'm doing.
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I was constantly herassed about the shirts i was wearing, i got in school suspension because i wouldn't stop wearing them to school (it was the point of the thing at that point).
I once wore a manson shirt with a cop commiting suicide on the back to a school basketball game....a woman and a police officer walked ALL the way across the basketball court, up ALL the bleachers (everyone is looking at them by this point mind you) up to me and made a big scene with me about the shirt... P.O. - "You can either turn that shirt inside out...or you can leave" Me - "Um....(look at the friends i was there with)....i'd rather leave" Walked out....shit like that all the time...the cop blowing his brains out shirt was EXTRA offensive tho...i guess i just asked for it that time... |
HaHa! My dad was a teacher. He took things from his students like all teachers do but he would forget to give the stuff back sometimes at the end of the school year. That's how I got a new Sony walkman when I was in junior high!!
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Ahhhh... the wonderful things they teach you in schools these days.... Censorship... Oppression...Squashing of individuality....turning a blind eye to people's suffereing when kids are being picked on....
And all of this by teachers who couldnt teach to save their life. Any teacher i had that i actually LEARNED from was never an asshole like this. Strictness is one thing, i was always cool wtih that. Its "Do as I say" and then not learnign a fauckign thing from them that pissed me off. Not every teacher can be Stingy Jack, but shit, they should be TRYING.... |
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When I was in school, I remember ordering the "squished dead rat" and "cut-off ear" props from Fangoria magazine. One afternoon, I brought the rat to school and placed it beneath the open cover of the teacher's textbook while she was out in the hall (this was 9th grade physical science). Anyway, class begins and she comes in to move her textbook and SCREAMS when she sees the rat (complete with dangling intestines). Suffice it to say, she took that up.
Next day, I tried the cut-off ear. Unfortunately, the teacher was wise to me at this time. She simply peeked under her textbook and said: "And here we have a hairy ear." She took that, too. Luckily I got both back at the end of the week. Stuff I take from my students: Cell phones, mostly. They sit in class and text-message like there's no tomorrow. They're not even supposed to have them in the school. Took up a trick lighter once that gives some sucker a shock when he tries to light it. I played with that all day before returning it to the student the next day. Ballcaps. Tons and tons of ballcaps. They're not allowed on school campus. Took up a small, rubber basketball today. They were bouncing it at each other. Turned out it was one of my 10th grader's baby's toys. A self-inflating whoopee cushion. That one was fun to play with too. Laser-light pens. Those aren't so common, but they're annoying as hell when they come out. Never had a student wearing an unacceptable shirt, though I had to send several girls to the office for wearing extremely short skirts or showing too much cleavage. That's all I can think of right now. :D |
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Never got much taken away. Only a nice powerful magnet cause I had it in the computer labs, not good for them computers. But I was always hassled by the assistant principle because of my hair. I've had it all different colors, horns, big spikes, and mohawks. That bitch though tried to get me in trouble for having leopard spots, but she had nothing on me and knew it so nothing ever happened with that. Still a pain in the ass though to keep getting hassled because thats not how she would let her kids express themselves.
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i need to get a haircut it looks like im from the 70s |
Well actually I'm not a teacher, but at the daycare, I have taken away a pretty racy pic of an erect man on a card from a little boy :eek:
The teachers wouldn't let me throw it out lol! Yugio cards......Pokemon cards.not allowed at our school.......marbles and various toys over fights, a cap gun, lighters.........etc etc......bandanas are also banned at school because of the gang association..and I have had to tell ten year old girls to put cover up many times when they try emulating Britanny spears............ Also sometimes they steal craft items to take on the playground as weapons..........pins......whatever they can find..... |
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im scared of little people there closer to my nuts especially if they have pins |
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