:D





Update

Not that it matters, since Chainsaw Urge has confessed...

...but the fingerprints on the club were indeed his!


Although, how he got into The Mad Killers' compound and managed to "nail" Newb and drag his body out somewhere, is up to speculation.

The Mad Killers are advised to watch their backs (and behinds) from now on...;)







Results of Hunting Season Round 2 for Ash's Chainsaws coming up next...

someone get me a bucket.

you guys are weak in the stomach area :)

come on admit it, you're getting turned on !


haw ! :)

Not when it comes to 98% of things, but two guys shoving clubs up each others ass, that is something I do not wish to see.

Wow, I don't remember them saying anything about that, maybe your imagination is trying to tell you something. :rolleyes:

thats the beauty of it - you dont see it at all - from that angle :)

I would not want to see that in a bajillion years either. The addition of the club is the only thing that makes it semi-tempting though.

and LOL urgeok

Its Noon And I See No Dead Bodies, Wtf!

I smell malarky

Damn....busy morning at work..I finally get to come on here and I got a club up my ass





again




and what did I tell you about posting my pic, urge?

my guess is that zero is the corpse

i figured your ears were burning.

along with the other parts

hehehehehehehe

my money is on despare

This is getting hot. Go on...

V, dude, you're killin' me here!!!!

RESULT OF THE HUNTING SEASON ROUND 2 SHOOTOUT


Hello my dear Monsters and Mad Killers and Chainsaws...

You are all gathered here to know the results of what happened in The Hunting Season Zone as registered last night...before that, let's take a quick peek at the Status of Ash's Chainsaws before the Duck Hunt commenced :-

massacre man - fit with 5 HPs,

cactus - fit with 5 HPs,

Despare - fit with 2 HPs,

Zero - fit with 3 HPs,

urgeok2 - fit with 5 HPs,

Dante's Inferno - fit with 5 HPs,

ChronoGrl - fit with 5 HPs,

Austin316426808 - fit with 5 HPs,

Gorephobia - fit with 5 HPs,

Rayne - fit with 4 HPs.



Rayne was the ONLY Chainsaw who scored a BONUS Health Pack in Challenge #2, so her health pack count was upgraded as +1 after Round 2 was over.



Secondly, let's check out the "gift"-ed Health Packs that were tossed around by the Chainsaws to each other all through BEFORE / DURING the shootout :

Massacre Man - gifted 1 Health Pack to Austin, (before shootout)

Dante's Inferno - gifted 1 Health Pack to Urgeok2, (before shootout)

Rayne - gifted 1 Health Pack to Despare, (during shootout)

and

Cactus - gifted 2 Health Packs to Urgeok2. (during shootout)





And this is what happened to Ash's Chainsaws in The Hunting Season Zone...



Chainsaw Massacre Man - had shells flying left and right, above and below him, but all of them MISSED him...he came out WITHOUT a scratch.


Chainsaw Cactus - found a large cactus and climbed on it, and put on his cacti uniform, and nobody noticed him...he came out WITHOUT a scratch.


Chainsaw Gorephobia - grabbed some old blood left over from Round 1 and smeared it across his neck, and escaped killing behind some bushes...he came out WITHOUT a scratch.


Chainsaw Rayne - put on her Discman with Type O Negative songs in it, and found a bat cavern...renamed it "my dark home" and merged into the darkness there...she came out WITHOUT a scratch.



Those were the ones who didn't get even a SINGLE shell popped into them...


Up next, the ones who DID get at least 1 shell thumped into their bodies...

Im seriously dissapointed by the amount of damage we did.

I know, I know :(

I'm trying to figure out how.

we're a bunch of pussies

http://www.paw-rescue.org/CATS/SPECIAL_USE/kittens.jpg

Awww, babies!!!!!

by the time i math it up the answer will be posted anyway

It's those damn health packs....

Without the interference of health packs, if we co-ordinated well, we could have taken 3 out. If they had (with health packs) 9 lives each, it only took 5 of us. DAMMIT!

maybe V will explain why only one died, maybe it was because we didn't take into account the number of healthpacks that they had.

i figured it out. i know who died. the rest who were tageted have 3 bullets in them

There is an answer to the question you have come with. I was there, watching the entire time.

- The_Assassin

aha ! my little plan worked !

this is a great way to find out who the dirty girls are since i left :D

keep your eyes on the road soldier!

I do believe, you two may be on different teams.

- The_Assassin

You needed to do that to find out? I mean cmon, we all knew that Chrono was like that allready.

And now...the Chainsaws who DID indeed get shot!




Chainsaw ChronoGrl - someone didn't like her sexy figure, and she got ONE shell blasted into her thigh...fortunately, she had enough Health Packs with her and used ONE up...she made it out FIT, with 1 Health Pack short.


Chainsaw Zero - The monkeyman just COULDN't hide his red furry coat...it was an EASY target for everyone...no less than 5 SHELLS were pumped into him...the good thing was, he had earned 3 health packs in Challenge #2 and used them all up...so he's alive, but WOUNDED.


Chainsaw Despare - Very unfortunate Chainsaw...was asked to sit out Challenge #2, yet was a live target in The Hunting Season Round 2...was popped 6 TIMES and used up both his Health Packs...fortunately, he had received Rayne's health pack just before the 5th and 6th shells pounded into his body...so, he's alive, but SEVERELY WOUNDED.




Now onwards to the 3 Chainsaws who endured MAXIMUM damage...

Be very afraid person who doesn't follow orders :mad:

who the hell shot chrono only once....whats the sense in that


no offence chronogrl:o

i second that

Rayne is dead. I'm calling it now.

is it just me or is it getting a little hot in here ?

It seems as if there may be some bit of corruption in the lasting efforts of the two teams. Betrayal maybe?

- The_Assassin

I was like, good gracious ass bodacious
Flirtatcious, tryin to show faces
Lookin for the right time to shoot my steam (you know)
Lookin for the right time to flash them gs
Then um Im leavin, please believin
Me and the rest of my heathens
Check it, got it locked at the top of the four seasons
Penthouse, roof top, birds I feedin
No deceivin, nothin up my sleeve, no teasin
I need you to get up up on the dance floor
Give that man what he askin for
Cuz I feel like bustin loose and I feel like touchin you
And cant nobody stop the juice so baby tell me whats the use

(hook x2)
(I said)
Its gettin hot in here (so hot)
So take off all your clothes