I am from Columbia. i had a horrible childhood on the streets after being caught meeing around with my sister when i was 10.

i went to prison several times as a child, where i was beaten and raped.

I eventually became a wanderer around central and south america, where i would kidnap and murder little girls.

if my accounts are to be believed (and there is evidence to support it), i have killed over 300 little girls, making me the most prolific serial killer ever.

Pedro Alonso Lopez

Man... Right again. Gonna have to go for uber-obscure....


I'm fat and lazy. I work and support my stay at home wife and 3 kids (and dog) but just barely.

I love beer.

My daughter is a frequent victim of my shenangans, and i have a much closer relationship with my son.

My father in law hates me.

one of your neighbours ?

David Somethingorother, Aka Vodstok

Am I right?

Nope. I dont have any kids. I cant believe no one has gotten this yet....

how about one more clue

I worked ina factory, but most recently i work on a fishing boat.


That should be a dead giveaway.

I'm sorry I guess I just haven't heard of the guy, but the first few clues you gave just sound so familiar.

Another hint, he isnt a real person.