i like to bite girls on the bum ... a lot !

Add more exclamation marks next time, it'll be creepier.

well... enthusiasm is always good. lol

i just remembered - i saw a gross movie online once ... these people who wrap themselves tightly in saran wrap, then shit.
the shit has no where to go of course except ALL OVER.

jesus they looked like human ice cream dispensers ..

now serving : soft chocolate.

Well at least they had the saran wrap.

That's the only positive thing I can think of.

Bite and scratching cool... I dont like hitting though.

Actually i was watching some performance in NY city and there was some hot Goth girl who was all freaky and doing some weird vampire shit... She would actually seran wrapp herself... and sometimes do piercings... I was like thats weird, but then i was like "hmm interesting". haha. But everyone tells me Im a freak.

I havent heard about that crapping though. I like the freaky but that is way beyond.

I've never had it done to me but I'm under the impression that scratching would hurt.