we're actually suing Gilette over their discriminatory slogan "the best a man can get" - we're asking for it to read "the best a mammal can get" (although we've caught flack from the reptile lobby - those lizards are so sensitive)

Awww, thanks Zero! I'm super happy I came back...I wouldn't miss all of this ass shaving for the world!!!! *barf* ;)

I'm glad you finally came back!! I sent ya some mail!! Love ya!!! :p

Are you sure? I'm not seeing any ;)