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Originally posted by ENTITY2000
how can your life b miserable you got us!:p

*shoots self*

just kiddin'

sorry to hear about your building woes - at least my shambles of a love life probably won't collapse and kill me (hmm, is that possible???)

thanks to all for cheering me up and the 'good???' advice - I'll try Newb's suggestion (but expect him to bail me out when it all goes terribly wrong) - - I am also changing my name to Tom!

Shit..u still having the good ole monkey
luck my freind..
:D
chin up..why didn't u just lie and sed
hi..of course my name is tom..'shakes her head' :D

Hey Stubborn...

Good to see you again!

(filmmaker2)

OMG!!!!!!!!!

'Runs back to other reply'

:eek: Something I actually haven't had happen to me yet!....But believe me man, it can be hella worse. Look on the bright side though, you talked to a hot blonde, and found out how she really was before you started dating her. You could have started then she may have done the same thing later on.

Looks aren't everything....

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Originally posted by Zero
OK - swear to god this is a true story that epitomizes my miserable life. i have the day off of work today so stopped by my local public library to read the paper (i'm too cheap to subscribe and also like to check out the Times, etc.). I sit down in the 'newspaper area' and a reasonably cute blonde haired woman, about my age, sits down on the comfy chair next to mine - i look over and notice she's smiling at me, so I smile back. I continue reading my paper and then look up to notice she's still smiling at me - so i ask if she'd like some of the paper and she says yes. When I hand her some of the paper her finger sort of intentionally brushes against mine. I smile again and say somethig inane, like 'its such nice weather today' or something else i can't remember. she takes the bait and soon we're chatting a little and she's smiling at me sort of seductively the whole time. . .

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Omg! I think i saw the libary's secruity footage. Was she dressed in a skimpy nurses uniform and was the libary playing cheesy 70's music in the background?

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Originally posted by wu ghung
Omg! I think i saw the libary's secruity footage. Was she dressed in a skimpy nurses uniform and was the libary playing cheesy 70's music in the background?

great - so now i'm a sexless extra in some cosmic porno flick! (somehow I knew that was the case!)

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Originally posted by Zero
great - so now i'm a sexless extra in some cosmic porno flick! (somehow I knew that was the case!)

Arent we all?

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Originally posted by Vodstok
Arent we all?

LMAO

(although the tragic reality is the presence of all those fake-tanned gold-chain wearing 'principals' in this massive whoppee-fest

With moustaches. Don't forget the moustaches.*shudder*