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Zero 08-24-2006 05:19 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by newb
Nice dude:rolleyes:

He went through all the trouble of baking you a cake and then cut himself and then lost consciousness because of blood loss and this is the thanks he gets.

FINE!


I'll eat the cake while dancing around his lifeless corpse!

:D

VampiricClown 08-24-2006 05:19 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by newb
Nice dude:rolleyes:

He went through all the trouble of baking you a cake and then cut himself and then lost consciousness because of blood loss and this is the thanks he gets.

It's the only thanks needed. :p

ItsAlive75 08-24-2006 05:28 PM

Ugh... what... what the fuck happened? Oh... oh man, my hand is KILLIN' me. Holy SHIT, what happened to my hand? I... don't remember... ANYthing! Who am I?!?!

Okay, okay... Think, just THINK. You're fine, just try and remember. You're an annoying, self-obsessed asshole... It's coming back. Yes, now I remember. I'm completely motivated by my own desires and feel the need to make sure everyone around me recognizes and celebrates every one of my minute, miniscule accomplishments, no matter how pointless or mundane they are.

I remember now!!! I have one bad joke that I coat every one of my comments with, and it's never really been that funny! Of COURSE!

I'm ZERO!!!!

Here's a monkey pic...
http://www.stock-monkey.com/images/bald-monkey.gif

:D

VampiricClown 08-24-2006 05:31 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ItsAlive75
Ugh... what... what the fuck happened? Oh... oh man, my hand is KILLIN' me. Holy SHIT, what happened to my hand? I... don't remember... ANYthing! Who am I?!?!

Okay, okay... Think, just THINK. You're fine, just try and remember. You're an annoying, self-obsessed asshole... It's coming back. Yes, now I remember. I'm completely motivated by my own desires and feel the need to make sure everyone around me recognizes and celebrates every one of my minute, miniscule accomplishments, no matter how pointless or mundane they are.

I remember now!!! I have one bad joke that I coat every one of my comments with, and it's never really been that funny! Of COURSE!

I'm ZERO!!!!

Here's a monkey pic...
http://www.stock-monkey.com/images/bald-monkey.gif

:D

LMFAO! Not what I expected for a come back.

Zero 08-24-2006 05:32 PM

oh my god - IA75 has assumed my identity. . .



well, in that case- Hey buddy! you've got a bunch of overdue bills, a doctor's bill that will make you puke, and a whole shit load of student loans. . .



now that i'm not Zero I guess i'm FREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

newb 08-24-2006 05:33 PM

cool.........there's gonna be a fight........

http://bestsmileys.com/violent/18.gif

ItsAlive75 08-24-2006 05:34 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by newb
cool.........there's gonna be a fight........

http://bestsmileys.com/violent/18.gif

No fight here, I'm just joshin' (did I say "joshin"?) with Zero. I never mean the shit I say.

Zero 08-24-2006 05:35 PM

naw - i never take IA seriously - he's just jealous because i'm universally loved and he's. . . well, universally ignored!

:D

ItsAlive75 08-24-2006 05:37 PM

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Originally posted by Zero
he's just jealous because i'm universally loved and he's. . . well, universally ignored!

:D

Yeah, I am ignored... and I'd really appreciate it if your wife returned one of my phone calls.

:eek:

Zero 08-24-2006 05:39 PM

she only returns the calls of men who HAVE a penis. . .

not snot nosed college punks who couldn't find their genitalia with tweezers, a magnifying glass, and a map


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