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The Flayed One 02-10-2007 10:09 PM

Urgeok eats McDonalds!
Feb. 11, 2007 (AP) - Right before a dreaded sleepover, forum member urgeok announced that he had taken the children to McDonalds. "Clowns are creepy, so I figured I could threaten them while they were eating McNuggets" the strange avatared member replied. "I told them Ronald thinks children taste good with the Sweet & Sour dipping sauce." Whether or not the Canadian government is taking legal action against their native son has yet to be seen. Full story can be found here on page 370.

The Flayed One 02-10-2007 10:21 PM

Newb Declared Older Than Dirt!
Feb. 11, 2007 (AP) - After much stir in the scientific community, forum member newb has been declared the oldest natural formation on the planet. "When the carbon dating test failed, we didn't know what to think," replied one scientists. "What can you do? Radiocarbon dating is only good for 60,000 years." Although some naturalists want to label him as pre-existing the dawn of time, most put his appearance right before the Precambrian period.

Shadow 02-11-2007 03:17 AM

Hehehehehe genius lol

Thomasgeorge 02-11-2007 09:15 AM

could u mak one about me

Posher778 02-11-2007 10:04 AM

Maybe something like Thomas george still cant speel gud

The STE 02-11-2007 03:06 PM

Thomasgeorge canceled due to lack of interest

newb 02-11-2007 04:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Flayed One (Post 550690)
Newb Declared Older Than Dirt!
Feb. 11, 2007 (AP) - After much stir in the scientific community, forum member newb has been declared the oldest natural formation on the planet. "When the carbon dating test failed, we didn't know what to think," replied one scientists. "What can you do? Radiocarbon dating is only good for 60,000 years." Although some naturalists want to label him as pre-existing the dawn of time, most put his appearance right before the Precambrian period.

ha ha ha........wait.........what...........you young little fucker:mad:








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