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Simpsons announce themselves over the intercom Mr Burns: At last, more victims for my ever-growing army of the undead Smithers: Sir, you have to take your finger off the intercom Mr burns: Well, son of a bi..... or Mr Burns: What is it smithers? Frankenstein? The bOOger man? Smither: Sir, it's the body in the bag! Mr Burns: Oh... (Whacks homer with shovel repeatedly) Bad Corpse! Bad Corpse! Stop! (whack) Scaring! (whack) Smithers! (whack) Homer: *whimper* |
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LOL:D gota love mr burns and smithers |
Here's another good one:
Wednesyday..... Homer: Well, we're almost there Marge,: Did you remember to lock the front door? Homer: D'oh! Thursday....... Homer: Well, we're almost there again Marge: When you locked the front door, did you remember to lock the back door? Homer: D'oh! D'oh! Friday...... Homer: Well, It's been a long drive, but we're finally almost there again... Lisa: Oh my god! We forgot Grandpa at the gas station! (everyone is quiet) Lisa: What about grandpa?... Then they show up One of Burnsy's best lines ever: Oh, look Smithers, the sea monkeys I ordered have arrived. Look at them cavort and caper... Smithers: Um, sir, they are the winter caretakers Burns: Yes, they work hard and they play hard.:) |
homer:tv teacher,mother,secret lover
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bart dressed as maude:it is me maud flanders...
the family and ned juust stare bart:dont worry its me bart simpson ghost of maude stands behind him |
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zombie ned:hey homer mind if i nibble ur ear homer shoots him bart:dad,u shot zombie flanders homer:he was a zombie? |
homer sees barney eating an arm
homer:barney not u to barney:im not a zombie HI MR. WASHINGTON it shows a zombie george washington at the lockers yay 300th post |
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