What do you call a bass player without a girlfriend?

Homeless.

These are just recycled drummer jokes.

what do you call a drummer with no rhythm?

a bass player

Hey hace, don't take offence here...'cos in my books it's not a real bad thing...
But are you kinda chubby by any chance? or just carrying more weight than you want to? I don't see this or think this myself I just remember reading that pictures taken at relatively acute/above angles sometimes address that. I've just noticed it's the common theme in a lot of your pics.
They're nice pics and all, don't get me wrong...I just wonder, and either way don't think you've got a whole lot to worry about.

Hace your pretty i love your make up .

I think she looks really thin..

Actually, no. Just a coincidence. That was a bit bold of you though, kudos.

http://c4.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/i...03298fbff3.jpg
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EDIT: If I was fat or chubby I wouldn't bother posting pictures.

Whats wrong with being fat or chubby? I mean theres people on here who arent sticks like you but we still post our pics...

I'm just saying that I wouldn't. I'm self conscious enough as it is.

You're right; being fat or chubby is such an offensive faux pas.

Well that makes a tad bit more sense. Some might take it the wrong way though kinda like i did lol. Sorry bout that.

I'm sure a lot of people will...I didn't mean it like that.

Well, didn't mean to overstep my balance there, and hope no offence was taken, like I said I was just going on the whole "picture angle" theory I'd read about.

That said, I actually prefer...well not "fat/chubby" but what you might call more substantially weighted chicks? The hourglass thing, woo ha, I'm into that ...
I 'unno, kinda feel like I'd be too heavy handed with the skinny ones or something? ha. That, and I can't stand looking at the ones that are so skinny their hips actually stick out? You look healthier'n that though.

Its okay. People will read what you said to me and understand. To alot of skinny people becoming chubby or fat would be hard and if you did get chubby or fat you wouldnt post pics because like you said self conscious is something that might stop alot of people from posting pics. Its cool i get what you meant

I wish fat people were more self-conscious.

some are some arent the ones that arent are kinda gross. saw a girl yesterday walking down the street pratically naked...i have a weak stomach so you can all guess what happened next :D lol

I don't get why some bother with the mini skirts and belly shirts with everything hanging out everywhere. Boobs are one thing...but belly rolls and butt crack and a bit over the line you know?

~Draws a line between chubby & obese~
I think as long as a person looks healthy, they can carry some extra weight without looking like, ech...especially if the titty factor is increased, heh.

I know what you mean how sometimes you see some REALLY big bitches wear next to nothing, yech!

But yeah, I don't do 'skinny'

Let's see, what was the topic of this thread again? ....

It was a picture of a ballsack, posted by monsterdad.
and hey...I think we're all keeping it pretty real and mature, so...I don't see an issue as such.

http://c2.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/i...488787a299.jpg

there ya go.

Have you ever thought about how easy one o' those would be to make?
Yknow, a real one?
Although I'd probably modify mine to cut onions faster or somethin'

I've always wanted a real one. They get pretty expensive though. Like copies of the real thing..

Just grab a bunch of pictures, see if you can't throw one together.
The replicas would probably just be cheaper materials than you'd use anyways, and pay out the ass for...
Challenge.
I'll check back for your results.

Nevermind the last post lol

fatties


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Quite true on both counts :p

@Hace: Check it! You're not the only one! :p:)

http://i130.photobucket.com/albums/p.../Photo0463.jpg

lol awesome!

wow! that looks really cool, FerretKruger!:)

would that be joints, or male genetalia ? :)

If I ever have to make a new main account I have to call it Ferretkrueger now! :p

but being hot like you ..
is woo woo woo.


aaahhhhhooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo !!!!!


:p

woman should have meat on them. I use to be really super thin than i let myself gain some weight and i love my body alot more. Being to skinny is hard to manage. As long as your not 400 pounds and walking down the street half naked i dont have a problem lol.

naked is good.

a "gut" doesn't look good on anyone

sigh ........


i know ............ too well :(

yea guts are pretty sick.

I dunno, it all depends on how you feel comfortable looking. I put on about 10lbs this past year but I feel better about myself now. I have curves now, and am no longer underweight so I'm healthier. Other people are overweight and would feel better about themselves if they lost 10lbs cause that way they would look how they prefer to look and would be healthy. Everything is situational.

I do thing everyone should dress for their body type though, and no matter what size you are, thongs belong in your pants and not peeking out.

i agree!!!!!!