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Ode To A n00b

Your love for the darkside,
Has landed you here,
If you don't mind a rough ride,
You'll have nothing to fear

You'll be greeted by many,
In ways that seem rude,
But, don't be all whiny,
When you get a "Fuck You"

It's all just a test,
Do you have what it takes?
Or will you fold like the rest,
and just leave in disgrace?

If you choose to stay,
We may fuck with you,
But, that's just our way,
Soon you'll do it, too

So, don't take things the wrong way,
And we'll all get along,
That's just how WE say,
"Welcome to Horror.Com"