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Kind of hard to rhyme "MichaelMyers".

Re: Horror.Com Addiction

Quote:

Originally posted by bloodrayne
May all bear witness to what happens to me, when I'm depressed, bored, and have so much shit on my mind that I give way to ANY sort of banality to try to escape it...

Be glad that I have developed a monsterous headache, otherwise this would have gone on forever...

If I didn't mention someone (Great, now a few are coming to mind)...It wasn't because I don't love you;) , it's just that I had to stop before my head explodes...

Anyway...If you guys would help me, by adding some verses, ESPECIALLY including people that I have left out, I would truly appreciate it

AND...Before anyone tells me how lame, irrelevant or just plain stupid this is...I DON'T REALLY GIVE A FUCK...And, I already know that, anyway:rolleyes: ...It served MY purpose at the time...Just as this place does...It was a temporary escape for me...

Horror.Com Addiction

So many of us came here,
Just to take a quick look,
But, soon it became clear,
That we were hopelessly hooked

Some say they're gonna leave,
But we know they'll be right back
It doesn't take them long to see,
That this place is worse than crack

Even the members that we may miss,
Still visit from time to time,
Haunted, Moon, Nine9, DWM, Dirt and Ritualistic,
Some personal favorites of mine

Those who get banned,
Keep coming back, too,
Just look at poor Vamp,
Had to 'Return', didn't you?

The ones who seem to truly dissapear,
Like Avenger, SFF, and others we know,
Are more than likely, still right here,
Lurking in the shadows, because they can't let go

Its what we have here,
that can be found nowhere else,
Like Shanks with his beer,
And Wufong's love of himself

It's Zwoti's great knowledge
of everything foreign,
Discussions of politics,
Religion and porn

We discuss it all here,
Vampires, Monsters and ghosts,
Or things that we fear,
Like Stingy's long posts

Arioch's gender swapping,
And Newb's chicken salad,
Sam always scoffing,
At some dumb thing a n00b did

Vodstock's evident love of Bree's boobs,
And Freddy's obvious psychosis,
Cheeba's experimentation with food,
How quickly we all come to know of this

Phnomne's sadistic instigation,
And DVP's protests of innocence,
The pointless banning investigation,
Why do we even dwell on this?

My own affection for my evil spawn,
MassacreMan, LBM, Wicked Lady,
And Demon Seed, add to the fun,
Even tho people think that we're crazy

It's here that I have my family,
Just as real as any other,
The one's who I keep close to me,
Like Creeper, my only brother

We've even got real relationships,
Lucid Dreams and VisionOfBlood,
YourLastMistake and Gothic Chick,
Our couples that share a true horror love

Evis's teasing,
With all his hot pix,
Few will be leaving,
With enticement like this

HateBreeder's top hat,
Rebel Yell's eyes,
And Angela's cool tats,
Keep Ege's pix thread alive

Jay's goofy pranks,
Help us all to unwind,
And To Bwind, I give thanks,
For often speaking MY mind

Fluff's constant post whoring,
And AMK's addled brain,
It rarely ever gets boring,
When it does, I ALMOST miss Bane

We've got chicks with dicks,
Dicks with spinal cords,
And Monsterdick pix,
All over the fucking board

We never know what each day will bring us,
If we're lucky, we'll get cool new members,
Urgeok, FairyKorpes, Jello, DracInDallas,
And TaylorsMommy are already remembered

It's difficult to explain this crazy addiction,
But we all have to admit that it's true,
We who have been here, KNOW this affliction,
Horror.Com gets a wicked hold on you

Bloodrayne's the mother
she keeps us all in line
sometimes I'll act up on purpose
so she'll spank my behind

We've had Gore with his polio
and Evis with Aids
Turns out they both were mistaken
twas attention they craved.

Bodacious loves the big ones
Kpro loves nine9
Fluff used to love VonPokemon
at least when on-line.

Zwoti and Shanks
Are our brothers from the UK
One loves movies
the other drinks all day.

Vod is a site pimp
a better guy you've never met
Cheeba's got a split personality
are you Scared Yet

Urgeok is a noob
and a bit of a post whore
but he's wise and funny
and never a bore

Hatebreeder's a cool kid
as is massacreman and f13fan
Lucky likes her picture
someone please take away the vid-cam

Juanhacko is one of our elders
Drac-in-Dallas is old as hell
filmaker2 is catching up
to the geriatric crowd as well.

We have some real beautys
on this horror forum site
there's Rebel,Fairy,Bloodrayne
and try as I might

I can't fit them all in in one verse
so I'll continue over here
we have Angelkill,Gothic-chic
Orangestar and whats worse

this is the third verse of hot chicks
I know I'm leaving some out
Like Littlemiss,Fluff,Wickedlady and Tachi
Hey, has anybody seen Ginger about.

Haphazard is our HDC clown
Feral and Darkwing never stay
could someone get me a interpreter
what the fuck did Modestas just say

Re: Re: Horror.Com Addiction

Quote:

Originally posted by newb
Bloodrayne's the mother
she keeps us all in line
sometimes I'll act up on purpose
so she'll spank my behind

LOL!

Okay...I just added some for:

Orangestar
Malicious Mirth
DabroMain
Michelle
Feral Cat,
Friday13thfan
Haphazard,
Bloody Gurl
George
Centaur
Filmmaker 2
Hellfire
Rae
Sergio
LilMissScareAll
MichaelMyers
NirvanaNole
NightBreed
Mayo
Tachii
Gore

I KNOW that I have STILL missed some...

Re: Re: Horror.Com Addiction

Quote:

Originally posted by newb
Bloodrayne's the mother
she keeps us all in line
sometimes I'll act up on purpose
so she'll spank my behind

We've had Gore with his polio
and Evis with Aids
Turns out they both were mistaken
twas attention they craved.

Bodacious loves the big ones
Kpro loves nine9
Fluff used to love VonPokemon
at least when on-line.

Zwoti and Shanks
Are our brothers from the UK
One loves movies
the other drinks all day.

Vod is a site pimp
a better guy you've never met
Cheeba's got a split personality
are you Scared Yet

Urgeok is a noob
and a bit of a post whore
but he's wise and funny
and never a bore

Hatebreeder's a cool kid
as is massacreman and f13fan
Lucky likes her picture
someone please take away the vid-cam

Juanhacko is one of our elders
Drac-in-Dallas is old as hell
filmaker2 is catching up
to the geriatric crowd as well.

We have some real beautys
on this horror forum site
there's Rebel,Fairy,Bloodrayne
and try as I might

I can't fit them all in in one verse
so I'll continue over here
we have Angelkill,Gothic-chic
Orangestar and whats worse

this is the third verse of hot chicks
I know I'm leaving some out
Like Littlemiss,Fluff,Wickedlady and Tachi
Hey, has anybody seen Ginger about.

Haphazard is our HDC clown
Feral and Darkwing never stay
could someone get me a interpreter
what the fuck did Modestas just say

LMAO!!!....Okay...You win :D

@Angela...Thanks for the concern...But, I CAN'T leave...I've sold my soul....

:)

Twas the nightmare that is Christmas, when all through the site
Not a creature was stirring, not even out of spite,
The stockings were hung by the crypt with care,
In hopes that no one was banned and their accounts were still there.
The members were sleeping all warm in their bed,
While their eyes rested before their monitors burnt them out of their heads,
And some mods in their 'boots’, others in shiny things that snap,
Had just settled their brains from deleting all the crap...
When out of the blue there arose such a clatter,
The members sprang from the bed to see what was the matter.
Away to the site they flew like a flash,
Tore open the thread before their computers had crashed.
The “moon” in the picture, possibly of someone they know.
Gave the impression of how things this evening surely would go,
When, what to their disgusted eyes should appear,
But a new troll poster, about the 200th this year.
With a new post arriving, so lively and quick,
I knew in a moment someone would say “Suck my dick”.
More rapid than eagles the cursers they came,
They whined, and shouted, and called some by name:
"Now, Dammit! now, WTF! now someone help please!
Oh, Come on! oh Quit it! oh, LMAO, and You’re such a sleaze!
To the top of the forum! It just wouldn’t fall!
Now Ban them! Ban them! Ban them all!"
As sure as the dry heaves that after the wild parties fly,
The troll poster meets many an adversary, both girl and guy,
So up to the top the post counts they flew,
With the thread full of hatred, and edited photo’s too.
And when the banning started the posts went through the roof
The nagging and whining of each wanting proof.
As many popped in their head, and was turning around,
Down the chimney a rouge moderator came with a bound.
They were pissed and their speech was all in a slur,
What happened after that was all such a blur.
A bundle of obscenities they had flung at the pack,
What’s wrong with this guy, is he smoking crack?.
His posts how they stung, even called a few a fairy!
His words they did hurt, over the internet that’s scary!
This was his attempt at humor, the members didn’t know.
All that they wished for was his brains out he would blow.
With a toke of their pipes, they held with their teeth,
As the thread got off track and they started searching for reef.
With a frown on their faces, occasionally turning to look at the telly
They got flustered when he laughed, which could explain why some replies were smelly.
He was rude and obnoxious and in love with himself,
But before long the mods put him on the shelf.
A blink and a nod, and another scroll through the thread
Soon gave me to know I had nothing to be read.
He typed no more words, the mods did their work,
And filled all the requests by banning the jerk,
And laying my finger on the X in the corner to close,
And giving a chuckle, of the drama that arose.
About to close the thread and continue my slumber,
I noticed the posts had increased by one more number.
I resisted the urge to take in the sight, and quietly said
"Happy Christmas to all, and to all a good-night!"

Re: Re: Horror.Com Addiction

Quote:

Originally posted by newb
could someone get me a interpreter
what the fuck did Modestas just say

ahahahahahahahahahahaha....ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!! :D

Quote:

Originally posted by Iniquity
Twas the nightmare that is Christmas, when all through the site
Not a creature was stirring, not even out of spite,
The stockings were hung by the crypt with care,
In hopes that no one was banned and their accounts were still there.
The members were sleeping all warm in their bed,
While their eyes rested before their monitors burnt them out of their heads,
And some mods in their 'boots’, others in shiny things that snap,
Had just settled their brains from deleting all the crap...
When out of the blue there arose such a clatter,
The members sprang from the bed to see what was the matter.
Away to the site they flew like a flash,
Tore open the thread before their computers had crashed.
The “moon” in the picture, possibly of someone they know.
Gave the impression of how things this evening surely would go,
When, what to their disgusted eyes should appear,
But a new troll poster, about the 200th this year.
With a new post arriving, so lively and quick,
I knew in a moment someone would say “Suck my dick”.
More rapid than eagles the cursers they came,
They whined, and shouted, and called some by name:
"Now, Dammit! now, WTF! now someone help please!
Oh, Come on! oh Quit it! oh, LMAO, and You’re such a sleaze!
To the top of the forum! It just wouldn’t fall!
Now Ban them! Ban them! Ban them all!"
As sure as the dry heaves that after the wild parties fly,
The troll poster meets many an adversary, both girl and guy,
So up to the top the post counts they flew,
With the thread full of hatred, and edited photo’s too.
And when the banning started the posts went through the roof
The nagging and whining of each wanting proof.
As many popped in their head, and was turning around,
Down the chimney a rouge moderator came with a bound.
They were pissed and their speech was all in a slur,
What happened after that was all such a blur.
A bundle of obscenities they had flung at the pack,
What’s wrong with this guy, is he smoking crack?.
His posts how they stung, even called a few a fairy!
His words they did hurt, over the internet that’s scary!
This was his attempt at humor, the members didn’t know.
All that they wished for was his brains out he would blow.
With a toke of their pipes, they held with their teeth,
As the thread got off track and they started searching for reef.
With a frown on their faces, occasionally turning to look at the telly
They got flustered when he laughed, which could explain why some replies were smelly.
He was rude and obnoxious and in love with himself,
But before long the mods put him on the shelf.
A blink and a nod, and another scroll through the thread
Soon gave me to know I had nothing to be read.
He typed no more words, the mods did their work,
And filled all the requests by banning the jerk,
And laying my finger on the X in the corner to close,
And giving a chuckle, of the drama that arose.
About to close the thread and continue my slumber,
I noticed the posts had increased by one more number.
I resisted the urge to take in the sight, and quietly said
"Happy Christmas to all, and to all a good-night!"

sob stole my idea ..

well, i'm gonna do it anyway so i wont read this until after i do mine ...

That unoriginal bastard!

Urgeok is a noob
and a bit of a post whore
but he's wise and funny
and never a bore

post whore !

i just like to think of myself as 'involved' :)