Once i went to take a swig of my beer, it was dark, I was watching Silver Bullet with my girlfriend who I had just started seeing, I nearly swallowed a cockroach, we watched movies in my room after that...

I chewed up a little beetle on a dare in the third grade. It was really bitter, and that night I had a dream about the beetle and woke up and puked.
Fond childhood memories. That was before my goldfish-swallowing phase.:D

a few weeks ago I woke craveing jam on toast, so I went to the corner store and bought a jar of jam, then when I got home, I went to the bread and there was a spider roaming around inside the bag i could see it through the plastic window, it screwed me...

More about me :)



I saw a spider walking past the led on my VCR once. i went to kill it, only to realize that it was INSIDE the vcr, walking on the LED itself. For some reason, that was very unnerving. I had a hard time getting to sleep.

are you sure it wasn't a cockroach they live in those places, then they lay eggs and you never get rid of them until you get rid of your equipment.

Huh. I guess it's a good thing you didn't have crabs.

are you talking from experience, I've been lucky so far

Of course not. I shave.
Anyway, I hate seafood.

crab curry, yummmmmm

I wasn't asking to be a smartass,I was really wondering about prices at the beach-but NM.