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a mccuaig 08-15-2006 10:42 AM

I guess I just could live without a couple of prunes hangin off my crotch

barbra 08-15-2006 11:39 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Phalanx
Okkk then...

A little blood, then hoo whassat? the white worm followed. then all of a sudden, BAM! the damn thing exploded. Now THAT hurt...for a little bit, but I think the releif of pressure exceeded that. The innards of this thing were like every pimple I'd ever had rolled into one. Afterwards, it was like there was a crater in my sack. Bled a whole lot.
So, that was the height of it...needless to say I made sure to wash carefully (I didn't want my ball filling up with water), and it went away before too long. The moral of the story...?


I dunno, make sure you deodorise your nutsack?


So yeah...will this do for a nice post?

So what I'm thinking is that you should have gotten out the cornstarch and rubed it on your neither regions (would also be kinda gratifing?) Then ran around a bit getting all moist, creating crotch dumblings, or ball gnochi if you will. Comb those out, then rince your area (don't want any starch to get in the sauce) Then ever so gently sqeeze said infected area into the plate containing your dumplings, sprinkle with some thyme and parm/reggiano cheese serve to those you love.

monalisa 08-15-2006 07:43 PM

Ya just can't beat the conversations on this site. :p

ENTITY2000 08-15-2006 07:50 PM

tell me about it! we do tend to get personal sometimes:D

ENTITY2000 08-15-2006 09:08 PM

ok where is everybody?
:mad:

Angra 08-16-2006 08:47 AM

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Originally posted by ENTITY2000
ok where is everybody?
:mad:


Right behind you!!

ENTITY2000 08-16-2006 09:03 AM

ahh i see you now! stop hiding i promise i want hurt you,








too bad:cool:

The STE 08-16-2006 02:54 PM

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Originally posted by Vodstok
I think this is easily one o fthe most blasphemaous thread titles ever.
I take this as a challenge


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