You didn't look hard enough,I'm afraid some other enterprising individuals have beaten you to it ....

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Never mind.:p

Damn !
 

I guess I'll jus' have to compete !

Of course I would have the upper hand - mine would be real zombies .
With the right resurrection-like spell I'd have the porn-stars . Need to find out about embalming techniques ... and some kind of implant to keep the males hard...imagine how many orifices there are in a corpse that's missing bits and pieces ... mmm.

I could even use famous names ...

See Elvis Fuck Marilyn Monroe

"Oh, Elvis you are the KING !!!"
"Thankyuverrmuch, Norma Jean . Could you jus' skoot over a lil honey - you're steppin' on ma blue suede shoes"

Jim Morrison Bangs Janice Joplin and Grace Slick

"Your ballroom days ain't over "
"Awww awww awww!"
"Just remember what the dormouse said ... "
"Give me head ?"

Well, maybe not .

But you could have some kind of scenario where two zombies are screwing a girl and eating her at the same time . Dicks with maggots on them . Skull-fucking ? Skeleton-fucking ??? The possibilities are endless !

Any hot chicks out there want to get down and dirty with a decomposing dick ?

Send references and pics to :

[email protected]

Damn !
 

The above e-mail address doesn't exist ... yet ha ha

i prefer monkey porn -

poo flying everywhere

And oh my god the mushed up bananas. I'm er...sorry. I got a bit over exited.

zombie monkey porn ?
 

then there's the AIDS thing - those damn monkeys killed John Holmes !

But if you created a super-virus ... AIDS that makes you die quick, then resurrect horny as hell ! Infecting everything you fuck ?

Gives a whole new meaning to "Planet of the Apes"

Yup.

Either that or he's a writer on all kinds of drugs.


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Drugs ?!?
 

I'll have you know I don't do drugs ... well, apart from Caffeine.
And nicotine.
Add adrenaline, dopamine, GABA, Phenylananine, Sugar, seratonin, Di-Methyl Tryptamine (for dreaming) ,

And I suppose I do inhale fuel quite a lot ...
Benzine, Butane, Propane , Methane , Naptha,

But DON'T WE ALL ?

I'm not a clone, I've been here less than a month , so you can stop the speculation . Just haven't had a computer for a while . Times are hard when you sell manure for a living . And your love-life suffers , but it's a trade .

I am a writer of sorts ... nothing published as yet .

I want my work to get noticed , not me . Fame is an ego thing and has barbed clauses . Privacy for one thing .

That's pretty much it . What you see is what you get .

Some people don't like that . I can live with that .

"If you're new to Horror.com and you want to introduce yourself , check in here ."
That's what it said on the packet . Well I think I've done that .

Now I think it's time for that spliff....whoops!

Has anybody ever told you that you talk a lot?