No dumpsters, strange houses yes.

yah i bet you woke up in someones bed next to a woman that looks like micheal jackson man that would really fucking suck

LOL no that never happened but woke up in the floor of a couple of strange places thinking, what the fuck did I do last night.

I pass out in my front yard sometimes. The neighbor usually drags me to my door step though. I have been told that I walk up to the door, can't figure out how to work the key, so I throw the keys accross the lawn and pass out. I used to pass out on my trampolene after getting home from the bar. I have woken up in strange houses and I usually just creep out the door without trying to find out whose house it is or why I am there. As long as I wake up with my panties still in place I am good to go.

like where?

Peoples houses I don't know, and in the woods near my house one time.

tell me more about wakeing up in the woods

LOL don't remember much. The last thing I remember was drinking a bottle of Jagermeister and then waking up on the ground in the woods near my house, still don't remember how in the fuck I got there but I obviously passed out there sometime during the night.

you know when i was visting family in berlin in 2001 i was kicking some snow around and i found a Jagermeister glass it was a real glass to that the company let out the glass was in good shape no chips or anything i still have it its awsome

places I've slept and woken up after beer:

on top of a pile of dustbin bags in back garden of my student house.
park bench
bus stop shelter
train station
a few beds
my garage
outside the pub on the bench
friends cars

most of the above were whilst I was at University, some after. There's probably a few more.