My name is Dory and here is my story i live on the reef and I dont eat Beef.
Ohhh, seeweed is cool, seaweed in fun, seaweed is made from the rays of the sun!!!!!
And I shall call him squishy, and he shall be mine, and he shall be my squishy!
In retrospect, I hate Finding Nemo.

Awesome post. you have set a new level of irrelevance :) Good job. :)

I have undying loyalty and devotion to all who love Python!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:D

I have always been an ENORMOUS fan, and have watched Farty Towers repeats a million times and cry laughing EVERY TIME!!!!!!!!!!

Nothing will ever compare to that..............

And..........I am the only one who can be NINE on Jay's board!...............HA! :p

Fawlty Towers is great. Got the whole set on DVD.

That's the thing... I NEVER, EVER have anything interesting to say. A principle...

Reading that made my day... Thanks once more, my friend! :0)

King Arthur: The swallow may fly south with the sun, or the house martin or the plover seek warmer climes in winter, yet these are not strangers to our land.
Soldier: Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?


King Arthur: Old woman.
Dennis: Man.
King Arthur: Man, sorry. What knight lives in that castle over there?
Dennis: I'm 37.
King Arthur: What?
Dennis: I'm 37. I'm not old.
King Arthur: Well I can't just call you "man".
Dennis: Well you could say "Dennis".
King Arthur: I didn't know you were called Dennis.
Dennis: Well you didn't bother to find out did you?
King Arthur: I did say sorry about the "old woman", but from behind you looked...
Dennis: What I object to is you automatically treat me like an inferior.
King Arthur: Well I am king.
Dennis: Oh, king eh? Very nice. And how'd you get that, eh? By exploiting the workers. By hanging on to outdated imperialist dogma which perpetuates the economic and social differences in our society.

King Arthur: I am your king.
Woman: Well I didn't vote for you.
King Arthur: You don't vote for kings.
Woman: Well how'd you become king then?
[Angelic music plays... ]
King Arthur: The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. THAT is why I am your king.
Dennis: [interrupting] Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.


Dennis: Oh, but you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you.


Dennis: Oh but if I went 'round sayin' I was Emperor, just because some moistened bint lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away.


Dennis: Come see the violence inherent in the system. Help, help, I'm being repressed.

The numbers all go to eleven. Look, right across the board, eleven, eleven, eleven. Well, it's one louder, isn't it? It's not ten. You see, most blokes, you know, will be playing at ten. You're on ten here, all the way up, all the way up, all the way up, you're on ten on your guitar. Where can you go from there? Where? Nowhere. Exactly. What we do is, if we need that extra push over the cliff, you know what we do? Eleven. Exactly. One louder.

Let it be known that I totally love Plaguewind! My hub too of course, but...............my best friend is Plague!



:)

Re: Finally! An INTERESTING thread!!
 

Yeah. Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, and fuck you.



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