Right now...I want some lobster :(

Drenched in melted butter

wondering why my dad bought us tickets to see cats tonight. Ugh. THE WORLDS MOST BORING MUSICAL!

What a nice dad...ya need a little culture in your life.....go and enjoy

It's nice of him, but I've seen it about 10 times on video!

These things are always better live

Right now I have no attention span for work la dee da da da dee doo doo la dee la la la la dee

I wanna go run outside and play.

*bangs head on desk*

right now i have 4 huge turkey buzzards flying lazily around my window .

evey time i try to get a picture they spin and turn. buggers.

Right now...I am suddenly out of dishwasher detergent


While I was loading the laundry into the washing machine, my 2 year-old took a large, unopened, 75oz box of dishwasher detergent and dumped the entire thing into the dishwasher (which was full of dishes that had JUST been washed), then closed the door, and started the dishwasher...I guess he thought he was 'helping'...*sigh*

Be careful...


























...the desk might break. :D

I'm waiting...impatiently...for my fucking check!

god damned lawyers and thier petty bullshit!