Mother Fucking

King!

SCRAPPLE?? SPAM SEX??? LOL!!

hey.. u know that woodoil u use to buff furniture? (u know.. HOUSE STUFF)

anyway, if u run out, u can use the grease from spam and do it. and im usre ud have a lovely smell as well!

saw this on montel, they had that guy who has all these wacky uses for regular products (like pepto bismal for a facial)

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Scrapple...The Rundown:
http://www.mememap.org/scrapple.html

too bad that Cooking with Cum site went down, I'm sure I could've found a recipe using spam somewhere in it

http://www.somethingdirectory.com/main_emo.htm

what to avoid part II
logical thinking, as it tends to take away from ur sensitivity

xtroversion of any form, as it makes u look interestd in something

but above all, avoid happiness, happiness is a sin to emo culture

billy: but what cant i be happy?

u see billy, since emo kids are so sensitive, they tend to take things a lot harder. their lives are ones of constant pain and misery