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The STE 01-15-2006 10:19 PM

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Originally posted by trippin_the_rif
Well, now the secret is out. The only way it can stay that hard is when it's frozen. Yuk, yuk, yuk.
terrible

The STE 01-15-2006 10:19 PM

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Originally posted by trippin_the_rif
Ok, I got it, but still my question stands. Ya got a boner over Tom Hanks in drag, didnt ya? Admit it!!! SAY IT!!!!!!!SAAAAYYYYY IT!!!!!! :p
quite the opposite, actually. Tom Hanks has a boner for my penis. He actually gets such a boner for it, that it made his forehead grow

The STE 01-15-2006 10:23 PM

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Originally posted by trippin_the_rif
OMG!!! That's fucking crazy funny!!!!! UNCLE!!!!! You win, man, I cant stop laughing now, lol.
:D

cheebacheeba 01-15-2006 11:36 PM

pffffffft small fry.

My dicks spine has a spine, I charge $9.99, you can suck it, stroke it, or lemme hit it from behine'...If it makes you feel sick, it's because it's too thick, and you know that's b'cos even my DICKS got a dick!

Yeeeeeah!

slasherman 01-16-2006 03:13 AM

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Originally posted by The STE
a scale model of the smallest my penis has ever been
Oh hi The STE, we got that model D83 Swedish sure-grip suck machine that you ordered.

http://www.intresseklubben.nu/svif/k...apistolen2.mp3

ItsAlive75 01-16-2006 07:24 AM

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Originally posted by The STE
first of all, how can something "grow" smaller?

Shit.

massacre man 01-16-2006 07:57 AM

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Originally posted by The STE
that's what they all say...
i honestly thought the loch ness monster was in the bathtub that time i walked in on you masturbating

The STE 01-16-2006 07:57 AM

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Originally posted by cheebacheeba
pffffffft small fry.

My dicks spine has a spine, I charge $9.99, you can suck it, stroke it, or lemme hit it from behine'...If it makes you feel sick, it's because it's too thick, and you know that's b'cos even my DICKS got a dick!

Yeeeeeah!

ha! Yours would look small next to one of the VEINS on my dick

cheebacheeba 01-16-2006 08:36 AM

...except for, you were looking at one of my pubes.
My erections are what caused the craters in the moon...

The STE 01-16-2006 08:37 AM

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Originally posted by cheebacheeba
...except for, you were looking at one of my pubes.
See, now I can't buy any of your penile hyperbole. A REAL man shaves his pubes off.


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