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Originally Posted by The STE (Post 628237)

I drink Gatorade because the more I drink the less there is for people who actually play sports.

"Hey, I need something to replenish my fluids after playing B-ball with the fellas! Where be all the Gatorade at?"
"I drank all of it! And I'm gonna just piss it all out after sitting around doing nothing!"

Mitch - "People think I'm into sports because I'm a man. But I'm not into sports. I like Gatorade, but that's about as far as it goes. By the way, you don't have to be sweaty and play basketball to enjoy Gatorade. You can just be a thirsty dude. Gatorade forgets about this demographic!"