Dude. Busta gets all karate on Michael. I'd want him to be my Weapon... If Kemal is unavailable.

What about pleasance. He can shoot them 6 times.

bwahahaha that settles it, kemal should star in an action flick

That would be sweet, and the sequel could be called "Vengeance is mine, so sayeth Kemal".

Death has come to your little town, Sheriff. Now you can either ignore it, or you can help me to stop it.

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I actually thought of another couple of useful weapons...

It being November, near local election time, there is a veritable cornucopia of "ELECT ___!!" signs posted into many and various lawns. Also, going through our current housing crisis, there are just as many "FOR SALE" signs conveniently located in just as many lawns...

Kick to the sign over and you're left with a jagged wooden stake.

Would also work with wooden mailboxes.

I'm sorry but I didn't know we could pick people.

A dancing Christopher Walken.


Yeaaaaah...

http://www.ojaiwan.net/cwimages/woc.jpg

What about a metal pole, they're everywhere nowadays. And beer bottles.