Not guilty


Have you ever stole a car from a one-legged woman?

Yeah... she shot me with her other leg though.


Have you ever.... DIED?

Guilty (I got very sick my senior year in highschool and after a week of not going to school, I finally went to the doctors, had a 102 temperature and was rushed to the hospital, where they then sent me to a better hospital, and during the ride in the ambulance my heart stopped. as you can see they got it working again)

Have you ever cried because of the movie Titanic?

Not guilty.

Have you ever thought a teacher wanted to have sex with you because of your passing the class?

Not guilty (I knew they wanted to have sex with me because i'm freaking hot.)

Have you ever got so pissed off by a friend you punched him in the face?

Not guilty.

Have you ever pissed off a friend so much they punched you in the face?

prooobably guilty haha

have you even waited for your pizza to get cold before eating it?

Not guilty

have you ever eaten out of the garbage?

Not guilty.






Have you every fantasized about your significant other's sibling?

Not Guilty

Have you ever masterbated at a friend's house while sleeping over?