Originally Posted by bloody_ribcut
(Post 750181)
Through the door suddenly came out Tom "HairyPits" Giovanni, singing a wonderful giant Panda song.
full of pithy, spongy hatred, and maggots regergitating vomit while dancing upon a pool table in a crowded subway station.
The subway mutants awoke and smoked weed. "Can anyone find my lover Newb?" He's smokin' weed and drinking beer, dressing his goose in pink leotards eating spicy burritos...and hes naked.
"No", said Satan. it's too small, as he unfurled vagina kung fu.
Don't bruise it or lose it,go start supper..
fix it yourself lazy ass bastard, no soup FoRU...
Clouds rolled in and slanged crack. Fidgey I got some killer smack, but nobody knows scrotum skin wallet Seductive Slave Stalker.
doesn't make sense, crapping his pants which smells bad. oh so stinky just like dad.
Then his sister decapitated a figurine Depicting Mark Twain engaged in coprophilia with an Ox. Babe the blue who looked enraged, pissed he was....but she liked to be poisoned.
until she died vewy vewy dead, the bride crawled back into hell.
at that moment three angry weresharks emerged from the toilet singing metallica.
Torn Between Lovers cynthia commited suicide at the Denny's. her brains were splattered clear across the road ahead landing on siringes. sharp pointy things filled with urine, heroin and cocaine, Nicotine, Valium, Vicadin, Marijuana, Ecstasy and Little Debbies yum.
..but, just as Napoleon was short, Byrd was tall. He slamdunked her with suspenders on, Then he realised she was underaged and covered in gooey pigs blood.
so he ran far far away to the place his mother died, Then he paused looking toward the... to reach in and grab his big powerful shotgun. he carefully aimed, at the pedofile and brains unloaded from his skull. onto his mothers hairy chin chin.
the end..................?
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