I've seen pictures of this elderly man who was disemboweled by a monkey. I'm pretty sure Bruce would be in the same situation by the end of it. That and Bruce Lee is dead, so I could kick his ass in a fight too.

Aight I have a question?

If someone had your parents hostage, would you suck the poo out of a guy's butt?

...Cuz I wouldn't do that.

What, for comfort?

uhhh I'd call up the people who had my parents hostage and ask them what they want.


(hahah)

You're stalling, stop stalling... would you do it?

I'd call and tell them that I'd love to help them, but in order for them to be released, I'd have to suck poo out of someone's butt. They'd understand. (My stomach is officially turned by the way)

Yeah, sorry... I was out drinking, my mind is somewhere else.

I'm going to have to look at dozens of gruesome car accident related impalements to get the images out of my head.

Whatever helps... I'm having a water bottle.:D

This has to be a new record. This thread almost went two pages without being Hijacked.

Why don't people just say "I have nothing to add but.... pay attention to me anyway"

...LOL!!!!