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newb 11-16-2005 08:02 AM

OK..OK If you insist....one more.



A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son. They happen to
walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, "What are these, Dad?"

To which the man matter-of-factly replies,
"Those are called condoms, son.... Men use them to have safe sex."

"Oh, I see," replied the boy pensively.
"Yes, I've heard of that in health class at school."

He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and asks, "Why
are there 3 in this package?"

The dad replies, "Those are for high school boys.One for Friday, one
for
Saturday, and one for Sunday."

"Cool!" says the boy. He notices a 6 pack and asks,
"Then who are these for?"

"Those are for college men." the dad answers.
"Two for Friday, two for Saturday, and two for Sunday."

"WOW!" exclaimed the boy.
"then who uses THESE?" he asks, picking up a 12 pack.

With a sigh, the dad replied
"Those are for married men.... One for January, one for
February,........"

stubbornforgey 11-16-2005 08:29 AM

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

IDrinkYourBlood 11-16-2005 06:18 PM

ok ok I got one
A man walks into a drug store and asks the clerck were the condoms are cuz he needs them for his 11 year old daughter.
The clerck responds "Your daughter is sexually active at the age 11!" in disbelief. And the man resonds "No not really, She usually just lays there like her mother."

ItsAlive75 11-16-2005 07:20 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by IDrinkYourBlood
ok ok I got one
A man walks into a drug store and asks the clerck were the condoms are cuz he needs them for his 11 year old daughter.
The clerck responds "Your daughter is sexually active at the age 11!" in disbelief. And the man resonds "No not really, She usually just lays there like her mother."

hahahaha

nice

AUSTIN316426808 11-16-2005 08:08 PM

lmao, funny page.

Marroe 11-17-2005 03:19 PM

this thread needs more girls.

Marroe 11-17-2005 03:23 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by trippin_the_rif
And less testosterone!:D :p
well, that's why we need more chicks in here...come on now, this thread is dedicated to you all.

PR3SSUR3 11-20-2005 08:16 AM

OK ladies, here's a man with a big cock:-


http://www.tomrobinson.com/personal/manwith.htm


:eek:

PR3SSUR3 11-21-2005 06:06 AM

Clucking hell...


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