wow... your father looked strange when he was a kid :rolleyes:

so now you are into incest.... well boys and girls what did we learn today? that if you wont have sex till age 29 ... this is whats going to happen to you :eek:

Well..Let's see...

Ugly?...Could be...That's a matter of perception ya know, so it depends on who you ask

Fat?...Actually, a bit...since I had the baby

Cow?...Hmm...Let me check...2 legs (not 4), no udder, no tail, CAN say 'moo' (but not limited to it)...Hey, wait a minute! I'm typing on the internet, I'm pretty sure cows can't do THAT (they have no fingers, ya know)...I think I'm gonna have to call that one a 'no'...It would appear that I'm human, not bovine

Can't get a boyfriend?...Can't get him to WHAT?...lol...He's usually willing to try pretty much anything...At the moment he's in kitchen making my dinner for my birthday, so I'm just hanging out here at MY forum...

I'll spare you the details about how awesome and badass he is, as well as how he can thrash a guitar on stage in the death metal arena ;)...But, if you're curious, he's a member of this forum

Anymore questions?...I'll do my best to answer them satisfactorily

Aww...Can't we play with him just a little bit?...It hasn't been the same since we killed Bane...

Oh well...I gotta go pretty soon anyway...Dinner's almost ready:cool:

alright people... its under my class to talk with geeks like 90% of you... but i just have a golden heart so i desided to do some charity ...... but overall... look at yourself ... you are what.... 20+ years old people.... who what? doesnt have any life... so you sit here .. with your fat ass against the PC.. and trying to bash someone on the web? 29 years old people debating and cursing teens? :confused: .... thats all you got from your life? reach that kind of age and sit on the web debating with teens? i really got tired to get down on you because god already cursed you ... have a good night :cool:

SEE?...I told you guys it was just about that time...A mom can always tell...Even when it isn't one of her own babies :)

I've had my share of incidents but why talk about them? I look back on most of them now and can only think of what a dumbass I was. I certainly wouldn't use the internet as a bragging tool for some of the stupid shit I've done. Seriously Jason, look at your location... come out of the closet already.