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oh my god, EW!!
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ouch that hurts. . . .i fling pooh in your general direction
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You think flingin' shit makes you a man!? I'm a real fuckin' man, I lost 3 arms in 'Nam and still kept Hitler from crushing all the Canadians with his steam roller. After you get some hair on your puny little nutsack talk to me then, until then, you're just a little fagboy. *throws whiskey bottle*
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Now when I was a little boy, At the age of five, I had somethin in my pocket, Keep a lot of folks alive. Now Im a man, Made twenty-one, You know baby, We can have a lot of fun. Im a man, I spell m-a-n...man. All you pretty women, Stand in line, I can make love to you baby, In an hours time. Im a man, I spell m-a-n...man. I goin back down, To kansas to Bring back the second cousin, Little john the conqueroo. Im a man, I spell m-a-n...man. The line I shoot, Will never miss, The way I make love to em, They cant resist. Im a man, I spell m-a-n...man. |
You better believe I deserve that shit I fought in the Civil War to keep fuckers like you from getting raped in the back of Adam and Eve's god damn Lunar Lander. I lost my dick twice but I still got it back, because I'm a fucking man. I ate my first wife because the bitch forgot to go grocery shopping, that's a real man! I threw my kid out of a speeding car for rolling down the window when I had the air conditioner on, that's a real man. *throws whiskey bottle* Old fucker.
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Bwahahahahahaha.........mature you also said member |
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Mail??? I only pay in person. Now give me your address....really its OK:eek: :p |
To me a man must have the following qualities..
- cook - clean - not be afraid to clean up a dirty cat litter - be able to cry without getting embarassed - cool with buying tampons and condoms - a love for all animal life - saying "thankyou" " sorry' and such things - doesn't size up every guy that comes near him. - doesn't hit a chick..thats fucking wrong no matter how you look at it. - lets either their chick or others be themselves and doesn't try to change them. - not be afraid to speak there mind but not to the point where they are in punch ups. - knows how to wash themselves...grooming is essential. And I hate coming across anyone that says a womens place is in the kitchen...EQUALITY you assholes. |
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Sitting and waiting for me to finish making dinner :) Then waiting for me to finish the dishes. |
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