not by me - i'm the official spanker (and occasional biter)

Can I get free drinks at your bar MD?

After five years of unemployment, I've picked up some work story consulting. I'm really excited. I only made a couple hundred this week, as it's a probationary kinda thing, but I was glad to finally be able to buy my girlfriend lunch every day.

that whole time you could have said you were a drummer :D

That's nice of you. Have you published anything?

Writer says enough. It's usually a synonym for unemployed or alcoholic waiter/ex lit major with no better way to pick up chicks.

Two stories, one for a whopping 5 British pounds, one book and soon a poem. I had to sign a nondisclosure agreement about the consulting' s exact nature, otherwise I'd be blabbing more to everybody. It is for a popular square medium you might have heard of. If this week goes well, I get much more money doing work for this boxy medium.

you're designing stop signs ???!!!

http://i489.photobucket.com/albums/r...an15/moron.jpg

Stop signs in the US are octagonal. He said square.

Or did I miss the joke:?

damn, that made me laugh :D

yes ...

i didn't say it was a funny joke :)