Vicious Dio

What are the worst effects of frostbite?

RAD!!!! I dig it.

The falling of the penis

dear elvis,

my boyfriends sister just stole my old mattress. she was staying here while her boyfriend found a place and I told her she could have the mattress because I didn't need it. I meant to like sleep on while she was here, it was like 2000$ and it's a pretty great mattress if you don't count the cigarette burns I put into it. what should I do? I'm upset but I am leaning towards not saying anything and forgetting about it.

yr thoughts?

How come peanuts and ice cream go so well together. When one comes from a plant and the other from a cows tit?

I'd let it slide and slowly borrow $2000 worth things off her and keep them. Sounds like less noise to deal with than if you asked for the bed back.

I think you might be a genius thxxxxxx

I like pizza flavoured biscuits, pizza flavoured chips, etc. But for love or money. I can't buy pizza flavoured pizza. I've been to all the major chains. domino's pizza hut, eagle boys etc. And they have chicken pizza hawaiian pizza, aussie pizza, vegetarian pizza. But no pizza pizza. Not a pizza flavoured pizza to be found. Which is leading me to think that there is no pizza flavour. And all those pizza biscuits etc. Is a crock of shit. Is this true?