Mass, you should send that to Peter Jackson for Dead Alive II: Dead and Alive.

Man I m loving it!:D

Well, I'd rather a "Die Hard"-type title, "Dead Aliver"

Brilliant.

Awesome, this has gotten over 100 views since midnight.

ill keep the story up.:cool:

Massacre man: shit! What is the damn growl coming out of!
*massacre man sees a shadow coming across him*
Massacre man: isnt that mutilator666!?
mutilator666: yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees. *in a low and long tone of voice*
massacre man: fuck me, fuck me, i thought i have killed him 20 years ago!
mutilator666: yeeeees, you had, and now im a zombie.
*cut in half, with the brains slipping off his head, and some meat hanging in the teeth, mutilator666 crawls across massacre man with a chainsaw in his hand*
massacre man: oh no dont tell me thats a chainsaw!
mutilator666: its my revenge!!!!!!!!!!!
*mutilator666 starts cutting massacre mans left hand as massacre man bgins to shout but soon, massacre man notes mutilator666 has chains stabbed into his back, so he cant go any further.
massacre man: i got ya!
*massacre man crawls to the other side of the room where mutilator 666 cant get him and takes a firegun.
mutilator666: mahaco strutinam
prawhacko surinam
andromus deadus alivus to me!
andromus deadus alivos to me!
andromus deadus alivus to me!
*massacre man blows mutilator666 into pieces, and when his blood hits masacre man, massacre mans tshirt begins to leave some smoke and make a melting sound...

:rolleyes:
Now we know how Sean feels after one of his scripts gets a re-write.

What the fuck is a firegun?

You actually count that?

Loser..

HAHAHA...Awesome


Hmm...When did we get a new sycophant? :p


Excellent start MM...Sincerely...Keep going :)

I left the page on at midnight and turned the monitor off, I hit reload when I got back on and noticed, so neh, neh, neh neh neh.