| Freddy Krueger. |
06-02-2004 05:23 PM |
It you won $50,000...
Think hard about this, 'cause you can't get as much as you think with that much money these day's. I would rent a camp (like Camp Nowhere). I would by some chainsaws and machetes and even some Freddy gloves. I would get the kind of make-up they use on Robert Englund and dress up to look exactly like Freddy. I can change my voice like Freddy's, so I'll go around scaring the shit out of people. I'll by a Jason-Styled hockey mask and whatnot. Then I'll scare people, since I'm big and strong like Jason, although I don't really lookit, but I'll need to wear something that makes you look talller 'cause I'm not as tall as Jason. With a chainsaw, I would just cut down stuff, have a blast. Same with the machete. I would get a big plasma screen like the one I already have, only bigger, and then buy tons and tons of Horror Movies, even if I already have 'em. I would stay up day-and-night, watching Horror-movie-after-Horror-movie. Then I would store some money in the bank and use the rest to produce a new Nightmare On Elm Street. If I have any left after that, I would help produce the new movie, Freddy VS Jason 2. Oh, and rename it "Freddy VS Jason 2: Blood Rematch (Rated R for Revenge)" and take Ash out of it (if he's in it) and make sure they keep only Freddy and Jason fighting each other to the death, make Freddy win, and maybe even give 'em my script and book of Freddy VS Jason 2.
Thats what I would do. What would you do?
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