Fuckin Son Of A Bitches!
 

My moms boyfriend's son.......and his little friend who are both like 12 or something were in my room all last night when i was gone downloading porno. I leave with 15 files downloaded and come back with 65. So my computer is running super slow after i already deleted it. Its fucking ghey. They were probably in here circle jerking. BLEUGH! I dont know it just pisses me off

LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!

that sucks! maybe u have some mad cookies or some junk. who nkowz. or maybe its a virus UH OH! so that trendmicro housecall thing, i think that may help

ENOUGH WITH THE CULKIN! HAH hes really weird lol. But im gonna lock my door at all times...maybe swith chairs...change my password and delete Limewire. Simple as that. And tell him to get the fuck outta my room!

or you could just kill them and serve them at dinner

Did you scan disk and reboot after deleting?Doing that and running a spyware remover and anti-virus should get you fixed up.

Thats a very good idea lol

I need to reinstall a new anti virus. You guys have any suggestions?

The free AVG works ok.Or you can go to www.download.com and get a free trial of an anti-virus.

im using ad aware and spybot/spyware right now. but i think those may just do spyware type shit

housecall trend micro is suppose to be good. i think that actualy does viruses, and its for free. id find it for u but im fuckin lazy right now LOL

ugh ok. ill find it
http://housecall.trendmicro.com/

do you have your screensaver locked? That usually works

Please, I haven't aten in three days. You're just making me more hungry.

Well, then looking at this delicious steak-n-egg breakfast won't help
http://www.happychef.com/steak.jpg

mmm. i espeically love the painted grill marks

"our ice cream comes in 3 flavors. vanilla, chocolate or people"
"what was that last one"
"chocolate"

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i knew he was on when your name was online but there wasnt a single post here i told them "you better get off his computer" they started to type then they stopped typing

Are you on speed?

he is scared to his hot dog bit him back

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HAHA very smart thinking. And it was not me i was at my friends house

HEY i just realized

you put 'sons of bitches' and 'son of a bitch' together.. LOL.

ok maybe im just slow, but hey. fact is i caught it.

Hooray! :D

Just lock your computer when you go out.

Or, leave the door open, and allow him to come in when YOU give him permission under your terms, you know, make it a trust thing between brothers.
If he comes in at a time other than that which you specify, simply break one item from his room, one item for every time he does this. No exceptions. Do it to something of particular value to the kid the first time around, just to prove you're serious.
Just make sure you threaten him with ample violence if he's thinking about talking to the parents. If necessary, hit him across the ankles with a leather belt.
Hopefully, he won't ever outgrow you.

Don't thank me, glad to be of service.

cheeba never fails to surprise me HAHAHAH



but i mean shit that sounds horrible.....i woudl definetly take some kind of drastic measures with this kid and his friend........i would be soooo pissed if that hapened to me...........cant say that i would resort to the leather on ankles measure but i would definetly kick his ass one good time and put the fear of the lord in him!!!!

Well, the braeking stuff SHOULD be enough, you just gotta take extra measures to stop parental interception.

You know how there's the old punishment for when you catch a kid smoking? You make him smoke a whole pack at once and he'll never go near them again...

Well, let's try to apply that here... Make him look at a bunch of porno until he gets sick of it. If he doesn't seem to be getting sick of it, move on to slightly more disgusting stuff. (Old lady porn, barnyard fun, pregnant porn, etc...) If that still isn't doing the trick, make him watch gay porn or STD informative videos.

That is the guranteed way to solve this problem.

what if he likes the last one?

STD videos? Who likes those? I saw one in health class once that looked like a lady had a head of cauliflower growing out of her cooter because she failed to get her genital mwarts treated.

I think being forced to watch that for hours on end, would turn anyone off from sex altogether.

i saw a funny one in school last year people were talkin and they ept looin at the camera for lines

If you wait til he is in the shower and zap him one time on the ass cheek with a stun gun, he will be a LOT more receptive to threats *grinz*

You are nasty bwind!

What is your major malfunction num nuts?!

I dunno if I was suppose to laugh at this but I did!

Very, very hard. :D

as did I




wtf kinda shit are they showin you guys in school these days

i mean fuk i think my school would have gotten shut the fuk down if i came tellin my parents about a cauliflower P&^*Y that i saw on the t.v.


bet is was an image that is stuk in your head forever tho:D :D

Man that is some funny shit. Man i wish i was in school these days so i could see some porn in class that would be the shit. they did show anything like that in my school. :mad:

I nominate Dabromain for BEST AVATAR EVER!!!

Anyone who has played any oldschool SNES RPG's should recognize that 16-bit face....

WOOT!!!!!

There's a reason for me posting here again, but...none of you need worry.