Just a quick horror hello
 

I'm new to this forum, so I thought I'd introduce myself. My pseudonym is James Spade. Although I have written a crime novel, many short stories and poetry, I consider myself a horror author. Most recently I have combined two novellas (Torn Apart & Sanguine Fluid) into a new, full-length novel edition. I'm now working on a horror novel titled "HATE."

Visit me @ www.serialthriller.com and brouse the "Black Painting."

Have a horrorble day.

WELCOME!! And you better hold on people get really pissed on here when you pimp you own site!!

Welcome.

What's with these jerk-offs showing up to pimp their wanna be Stephen King shit :mad: Take it elsewhere cum guzzler and while you're at it..........
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Re: Just a quick horror hello
 

you want crime i'll give you crime.....give me your novels and I will happily burn the lot of them for you.

That's the beauty of free speech. Every idiot is entitled to their own opinion, no matter how ignorant.

DraculaInDallas only cursed 3 times in his rambling runon. Must be a milestone.

As far as ShankS is concerned, his/her response sounds familiar. I think it was Hitler that spoke of burning books with just as much passion.

I think I'm going to like horror.com. I obviously made myself an easy target by "pimping" my own website, but these fools invite ridicule just by opening their mouths. Probably the same type of people who scream at other motorists through the windshield while driving down the road, if they're old enough to have licenses. Then again, that probably wouldn't matter. I'm sure they would be on the road harassing people anyway.

But, since personal attacks and cursing seem to be condoned here, I'll pimp whatever the fuck I want you little bitches. Your mothers don't seem to mind.

uhhh

I loved you in Crash, and Bad Influence.

thats gota be the most stupid pic I've seen..... wtf is that guy wearing lol :D

who knows, its beyond the experiences of my little world :)


i just thought it was appropriate for this thread :)

LMAO!!!! a n00b with a little backbone. By the way, 3 curse words is just a warm-up numbnuts. You can pimp what you like and we'll tell ya where to stick it. So lets see how long you stay and if you have any thing worth a shit to contriute, or you just end up with a total of 6 posts with 5 of them pimping your shit. And by the way, ShankS and I would pimp your mamma but she's so ugly even Monster Dad wouldn't give her any dick......and believe me that's saying something!!!!!!!!

although, after a bottle of Jack Daniels kpro might pay $2.oo to bend her over..........nah, I like kpro, I wouldn't let him slide that low :D Welcome to the forum, I like your spunk n00b ;)

you got that from me

Thank you DraculaInDallas. Funny how it's always the guys with the biggest talk who end up being the most insecure, erectile disfunctional people on the planet. And they always seem to have a lot to say about sex. Hmm ... Must be some kind of coping mechanism. I wonder what Freud would think.

In any case, if all that goes on here are discussions by people who like to hear themselves talk, then I won't waste my time. If, on the other hand, I find a sharing of ideas by people who truly have a love for the art of horror, then I'll stick around.

You probably don't even understand what I'm saying. Let me dummy it down. If this shit is wack, I ain't tryin' to stay up in this bitch, you mother fuckin' shit kicker. But thanks for the warm reception.:)

ooooowwwaahh feisty ....feisty


now go and post in the other forums, ya fuckin n00b.

moo

welcome fellow noob!

Ode To A n00b

Your love for the darkside,
Has landed you here,
If you don't mind a rough ride,
You'll have nothing to fear

You'll be greeted by many,
In ways that seem rude,
But, don't be all whiny,
When you get a "Fuck You"

It's all just a test,
Do you have what it takes?
Or will you fold like the rest,
and just leave in disgrace?

If you choose to stay,
We may fuck with you,
But, that's just our way,
Soon you'll do it, too

So, don't take things the wrong way,
And we'll all get along,
That's just how WE say,
"Welcome to Horror.Com"

As you command.

you're welcome :D