How Do You Want To Cash Out ?
 

as i was playing volleyball last night and thinking that i could easily have a heart attack at any given time i started wondering about death. How it would be ..etc.

Then my mind wandered to how would i want to go vs how will i probably go.

i'd like to go by being screwed to death at the age of 120 by a pair of twin jamaican female bisexual gymnists (or triplets)

but it will probably be just as i suspect .. while playing volleyball...
or in the ambulance .. 3 feet away from the hospital..

how about all y'all ?

die guns blazing in a hail of bullets ? while saving 650 people from a burning building ? crushed by the coke machine you lost your dollar in (and started rocking it back and forth)

how would you like to vs how will it probably happen ?

I'd like to die doing something hardcore, but I'm thinking I'll probably die at 36 or something because of a rare food allergy.

I would like to get eaten by a shark. Like, a final scene in a movie where there is all this hectic; heart-pounding fear...then BAM! shark food!

Unfortunately, I will prob die from lung cancer (been slowly commiting suicide for years).

I'm still working on my formula for immortality.......That way I don't have to worry about it.......If I ever get it perfected I'll let you all know.......So far it's not looking good........25 with the body of a 90 y/o...........So the way things are going, I'm going to die because my back will fail again and I won't be able to get to the toilet or something and I'll shit myself to death and die of starvation.......

Death by jell-o

i think shitting myself to death would have to be about the lousiest way to go that i can personally think of.
painful, smelly, humiliating.

just like highschool.

Actually I used to have a backstory about this name, but I can't remember all the details......I know it consisted of a conspiracy involving Bill Cosby........

Pretty much, if you're exposed to too much Jell-O powder and inhale it, it becomes gelatenous in your lungs from the moisture, and slowly you drown, and meet your Death By Jell-O....Bill doesn't want you to know that though.....

Im thinking around 50, my wife can smother me with her breasts and then claim the insurance. Sounds pretty godamn good to me :)

50 !! jesus christ ! you wont say that when you're past 40.

but come to think of it .. i'm getting near 50 .. does your wife do volunteer chairity work ? :)

want to be killed in the line of duty as an officer. proteting someone. :D

My wife would say the same thing.

btw Vod: I wanted to sign up on scaredyet.com forums, but it said "invalid blah blah blah code could not send email" then I couldn't sign up because my email address had been used.

Do I have to go through thte trouble of making a new email account to sign up now?

fellated to death by 12 well-trained (but not skanky) asian women, mostly Japanese and Korean

I'd like to die...rightttt about...now.

Drug overdose

it took a while but finally .. the rock and roll exit .. :)

it was either the overdose or choking to death on puke while in a drunken coma.

i bet i can beat her first!!

hey something interesting?? check out the stats u need for US marshals

hafto say, they rnt nearly as impossible as i thought they would be!

-women: 10.9-17.1% body fat, sit and reach 22.5-24.4, over 24 push ups, 44-50 sit ups, 1.5 mile run 10:48-12:51

-men: 5.3-9.4% body fat, sit and reach 20.5-22.9, over 47-61 push-ups, 47-54 sit-ups, 1.5 mile run 8:14-10:1

drinking is stupid, I thought about it and if your going to go out. Why not in have fun... Drinking isn't fun. Pills are fun

During rush hour on I-20. Hopefully I'll be driving my truck when I have a massive seizure, causing my foot to hold the pedal full throttle. Maybe I'll take some of these bastards with me to the holy land.

I want to die giving my father a check for all the money he has ever given me lol

I want to die quick and painless. Maybe die from a nuclear bomb after winning the lotto and getting a book made about me.

I will probably die after suffering for months, being nobody, just another spec of dust on this planet.

jesus christ i'd have a hard time qualifying to be a crossing guard.

Lmfao:p

Before I finish High School, after pissing off the wrong person by doing something stupid.... Ive been too close for comfort in situations like that a few times, Lol

We were on a class trip to another province. Because there were a few different schools from across the country there, we all were invited to a huge party on a boat. It was great fun. I thought to myself, "Ill never see these people again....Im gonna make an impression". So I did random things to random people. Some guys were playing poker, I did commentary for the game. A guy was arguing with his g/f, I started chanting "Jerry! Jerry!". I also went around dancing like a moron. Well, I went up to some guy (I later found out his name was Horus, lol) and started dancing like I was having a seizure on my feet. He said"If you do that one more time, Im gonna beat your face in". I kept at it...and he came after me! I took off running, and we took off right past a security guard! He told us to calm down, lol. Later, I was just walking around the ship with my friends, and we come across Horrus telling a guard I was making threats against him! I denied it, and after Horus left, he told me to ignore that moron, he'd been making trouble all night. Even later, I was telling some of my friends about this, and guess who walks by? Well, he takes my friend by the collar, and says something like "What were ya saying bout me?" Well, we deny talking about him, of course, and he decides to hold that agaisnts us. He starts making threats, and almost our whole school huddles up in a corner of the boat. Not scared [Except me], just strength in numbers, and and buch of people who wanted to see me get beat up, lol. Well, he was watching us the whole rest of the night, never did anything tho....It was funny. Then at the end of the night, just as we were getting off the boat,, I snapped a pic of him. He looked right pissed....It was great

l plan on an illness maybe some kind of cancer.... or car accident

so basically, you're going to be beaten to death ... no question about it.

Ive never doubted that

I have always thought I would be killed in a car accident or by some freak train wreck, but someone very dear to me who claims he speaks to "gods"or some shit told me I am gonna die of cancer in my 40's. Fun stuff huh?

i'd shoot the person and just as they were dying say :

'did yer gods see that one coming ?'
"i guess not or you wouldn't have opened the fucking door today'

i guess the fact that this person is dear to you makes that kind of a bad idea ?

Haha, yeah...it does seem strange that he says that, but whats scary is that he seems so serious about it. Guess I'll find out.

i just want to go peacefully in my sleep at a ripe old age. definitely not by drowning.

want to: Scarface style

will go out:Scarface style

hehehe

suffocated by Ingrid Pitt sitting on my face in a classic 69 position........only after she has finished blowing me ;) :p :D
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ill probly die when the world ends beause its problly just around the corner:(

Only if Bush can manage to be elected for a third term. Till then, we just wish we were dead.:D

perfect death requirements:

protecting someone
peacefully in my sleep at an old age

if i were to die in a car accident:
it would need to be during a really great song...not during a commercial because i'll probly try to stay alive longer if that ever happens...i'll be soo angry if it does!

if i die:
i don't want to be naked
i don't want to be in a bathroom
not because of something stupid (choking on snadwich)
i want to be with someone i love
not REALLY old. like around 75 or so...i don't want to be remembered as a hollowed out shell of a human being. (not to say that people 75 and up are dried out...)

and if i were to die, i'd like to know a couple of days before hand to say good byes and do something extreme

BUT i'll probly die of a heart attack

I have 3 ways that I want to go

1) Dieing peacful in my sleep

2) Dieng on the tolit after a mass crap so the parmedics have to smell it.

3) Giving my life to save other people

Knowing my luck, I'll end up living forever and never be allowed to get my ass off this stinking hell hole of a chunk of rock.

i'd love to live forever ..
well, at least until the return of the dinosaurs ..