Who am I?
 

I decided it would be fun to play a guessing game. I will list some things that a person has done, and you have to try and guess who they are. may be someone from a movie, or a real person. here is the first one:

I had 6 kids. my wife left me to raise them.

I had a fetish with Coprophagy (liked shit. liked to eat it, play with it, etc.)

I made a living as a painter.

I ate kids.

I looked foward to seeing what the electric chair felt like.

dr seuss !

Close. Very close.

Makes you wonder what "Green Eggs and Ham" were.....

the other green meat :)

Albert Fish?

Correct :)

Next one. I died a horrible death because i was a bad person.

I came back "Artistically".

i stole a baby. The mother came for me.

i was defeated by a small group lead by a compllete smart-ass.

hmmm good one, kinda sounds like Candyman though.

Significantly more silly than Candyman

Perhaps another "clue"?

michael myers ?

I was defeated with the help of a large american icon.

you were killed by Ronald McDonald ??!!

sounds like vigo in Ghostbusters

Good job austin :)
Prince Vigo the carpathian, from Ghostbusters 2.

Now for the next guy.

I lived in California. I liked AC/DC a LOT.

I killed several dozen people, because i liked to. And because i believed that the Devil was protecting me.

I was foten described by the victims i didnt kill as having horrid breath.

I was eventually caught because i tried to steal a car in broad daylight.

I got married after being sentanced to death.

Richard Ramirez

Very nice.


how about this one?

I was made from hundreds of evil men.

i was out in the real world for just a small amount of time, but i had a great time.

Only one man could catch me, but they had to let him out of prison first.

If i get hurt, i can just chew on a window to get better

SID 6.7

You're good. Im going to have to come up with a harder one.

Im from Russia, originally the Ukraine.

My parents scared me as a kid saying that my brother was eaten by other people for food.

I killed over 50 people from the late 70s to the early 90s.

i would mutilate my victims, sometimes biting off and swallowing parts.

I was brought in for questioning for the murders i was commiting, but was released when my blood test did not match the semen sample recovered from a victim. They didnt know that blood and semen could have different types.

my first victim was a little girl.

Andrei Chikatilo

Color me impressed :)


I'll try even harder. give me a few.

I am from Columbia. i had a horrible childhood on the streets after being caught meeing around with my sister when i was 10.

i went to prison several times as a child, where i was beaten and raped.

I eventually became a wanderer around central and south america, where i would kidnap and murder little girls.

if my accounts are to be believed (and there is evidence to support it), i have killed over 300 little girls, making me the most prolific serial killer ever.

Pedro Alonso Lopez

Man... Right again. Gonna have to go for uber-obscure....


I'm fat and lazy. I work and support my stay at home wife and 3 kids (and dog) but just barely.

I love beer.

My daughter is a frequent victim of my shenangans, and i have a much closer relationship with my son.

My father in law hates me.

one of your neighbours ?

David Somethingorother, Aka Vodstok

Am I right?

Nope. I dont have any kids. I cant believe no one has gotten this yet....

how about one more clue

I worked ina factory, but most recently i work on a fishing boat.


That should be a dead giveaway.

I'm sorry I guess I just haven't heard of the guy, but the first few clues you gave just sound so familiar.

Another hint, he isnt a real person.

Captain Ron?

Nope.

Another hint:
My Neighbor is a cop and a hero. however, He doesnt walk much.

Peter from the Family Guy?

Bingo! i cant believe that one took so long. I guess i shoudl do a slightly easier one this time.

I like Brunettes.

I kill them because they remind me of the fiance who dumped me.

i tried to blame pornography for my crimes, but it didnt work.

I helped catch another serial killer.

I am dead now.

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edit: fuck, wrong thread.

Vod, Im stumped. Brunettes are pretty commonplace for serial killers, and surprisingly through fact and fiction a few of them have helped catch other serial killers. Perhaps a little too much competition lol

Ted Bundey? Thats the only one I can think of that "helped catch a kiler" kinda guy.

Yeah he was my first thought, but with as fast as these have been being answered I kinda expected Vod to toss in a curve ball.

Dont over-think them :) Drink was right. It was Ted.

trick question. I picked an obvious one :)


Hows this one?

When i was young, my parents were killed.

i got picked on a lot.

I didnt have what other kids my age had, because i wasnt quite what they thoughtr i was.

I finally found someone who liked me for me, but i snapped and killed them.

ummmm the killer from sleepaway camp, its a ficticious person, but it matches.