The bestfriend thread
 

Who's your best friend?
How long have you known them?
Describe them.
Got any pictures, stories?


No fighting... or I'll kill you.

My wife. I am sadly bereft of any other freinds, but my current situation suits me just fine. I have some semi-freinds at work, and i have plenty of online buddies.

But at the end of the day, i am thrilled to get home and just be with her. i have never had a freind that i could talk to about anything, plus is what i consider ideally attractive until i met her.

my wife can be ... but we drive each other mental too ..

so I'd have to say my buddy Bruce who met a girl from Australia and moved there a couple of years ago ..
If she wasnt such a great gal and if he wasnt so damn happy for the 1st time ever in a relationship I'd hate her for stealing him away to the other side of the planet..

but she's easily the best thing that ever happened to the guy though.

we have the same sense of humor and would do stupid voices and say stupid shit all day just to make the other laugh.

taught himself to play base .. excellent graphic artist ...

Great human being ....

and now we have another great reason to visit australia as soon as we can come up with the million bucks it'll take to fly 3 people there

I have had some incredible freinds in my life, but i have moved so much, i have lost touch with them all.


My last few good freinds have eventually shown they were not what they first appeared to be. My last one was my roommate, and he was unemplyed for a year ouit of the two and a half we lived together, 6 months at a time. He didnt seem to care that i never had any money because i was trying to keep a roof over our heads

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you know .. usually the people who start these threads .. antes up first !

I've also had a lot of very good friends from my military days that I've lost touch with. I found two of them a couple of years ago after having been out of touch with them for about 10 years. Right now my best friend is Peggy. We've known each other for about 11 years. I also include my Mom because we get along so well.

That reminds me, my dad is easily my best male freind. When i lived closer to home (and while i was still single) my dad was my drinking buddy. We used to go to the RedHook brewery nearby and get shitfaced together.

We still hang out sometimes and smoke cigars, drink bee rand talk about food and music.

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Who's your best friend? - my credit card
How long have you known them? - we go back quite a few years
Describe them. - he's gold with silver and has a few logos
Got any pictures, stories? - I have a picture, but you're not going to see it. :p Stories... well there's not much to tell, just gets used a lot.

you and taylorsmom are lucky ...

i had no friends in my home growing up - let alone best friends ...

thank god for school ..

i had a small gang of about 6 - 7 guys who hung out ..
all super nice guys - nice enough to make people wonder why they hung out with an ornery SOB like me :)

I'm sorry to hear that, urge. I thank God every day for my Mom. Dad's another story tho.........

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They do, do they?

I've known my bestfriend for 12 years. We actually met the first day of school, I remember walking in to class and thinking "I'm sitting with her" which is weird, because I don't remember most stuff from when I was that young. It's truly scary how much our minds are alike, our bad sense of humor is the same too. Her mom used to joke about how we shouldn't even be allowed within 100 yards of each other because we're a bad influence on eachother. It's probably true. :p She's definately the wild one, I'm generally quieter.

One of my favorite memories are when we had this family reunion (I told my parents I wasn't going to go unless I could bring a friend, eah I know it ruins it a bit) Anyway after hearing my uncle and aunts stories about drug use and sexual experiences we decided to walk back to our cabin. We were both prett drunk though and we started leaning on each other as we walked (after we had bumped into eachother a few times) She kept pushing me farther and farther towards the bushes though and just as I was at the edge, I moved and she fell into the bush. A little cruel, but she would have done the same to me. :D We laughed like drunken hyenas about it the rest of the night.

I have funny stories but I have to get ready for class. I also have a picture I might decide to post later. maybe,

On second thought, I'll post it before I go. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v7...e/new/piss.jpg

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If you dare.;)


It´s nice to hear a story from you that is actually happy, Dolly. Keep it up, you´re on the right track.:)

that is hot, funny, and disgusting, all at the same time :D

I'm hanging around with the same people since I was 10. Sure I've lost a couple thru the years [ moved away, married/henpecked ] but for the most part its the same crowd. Get together at my house a couple times a month on a saturday night, sit around the dining room table with our wifes and drink a few beers, maybe play cards.......good times.

Good pic.:cool:

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I have tons. Like that time we found that dead guy down by the railroad tracks, or that time we witnessed that 4 car pile up... :D

she must have drank a gallon of whatever it was

We drink gasoline because we're hardcore. :cool:

edit: and sometimes anti-freeze

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That happened to me and my three friends, River Phoenix, Cory Feldman and Jerry O'Connell.:D

well of course you do .. depends on the time of year.

i guess if you have to walk everywhere you have to spray winshield washer fluid into your eyes :)

No, we just do that for fun. Again, because we're hardcore. :p

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Same here! it was awful, though. i got a leech on my willie and passed out.

i bet you even .... listen to the beastie boys

she's spraying all over her feet.

she's spraying all over the city !

if there's a cold frost, it's gona freeze, and that car will skid and crash... I hope MurderDolls friend has taken out 'public pissing' insurance.

And washed her sandals..... And feet..:( :rolleyes:

you know .. there are those that pay good money to have a pretty girl pee on them...

you should stop watching those golden shower tapes.

who needs tapes ? when you're old and incontinent like me it's a daily occurance :D

That´s quite true.

But i´m glad i wasn´t the guy going down on her later that night.:cool:



Can just imagine he´s thought while eating " ....Hrmpf!...... Tastes like salty fish?........ Wait a minute.......:eek: :eek: :eek: "


:D

who said anything about a guy... it could have been MurderDoll :eek:

i'm looking forward to her response on that one ... dirty old UK bugger :D

Easily!;)

Then she had whiped her ass at the same time.:D

a bit of girl on girl is only natural ...they know the pleasure zones like a pilot knows his landscape, not like us usless men, they always complain ..."do it there, down a bit..no there, up, do it firmer....no fuckoff you're doing it all wrong, pissoff to the TV and hand me the dildo before you leave the room" :rolleyes:


:p

i can say with great pride - i havent had that problem yet :)

but i agree, i'm all for girl lovin'

personally i'm not in to self gratification
or a woman doing me, i like men younger men
that wayz i can teach them what i like.:D :p

Are you a woman or a preist?

lol very much a woman!:p