Pope dead
 

Pope reportedly dead
News agencies report Pope has died; no Vatican confirmation

No April Fool's!

Well...It isn't like we didn't know it was coming...

I thought he was going to die today or tomorrow. Who cares though, mitch hedberg > the pope

Its the whole Weekend at Bernies thing...

'Cept it's more like "Life at Popies"...Yep, there's always a small team of people around him, if you listen to any of his speeches around the last fe years, it IS almost as though one of his "assistants" (or whatever they are) WAS doing a lameass ventriloquist voice out the side 'o his mouth...haha...
They probably gave it up when his head finally dropped off.


Seriously though, long live PJP, he was a peaceful man.;)

he'll be missed then replaced

He's been looking dead for like 5 years. I'm just finally glad he is at peace.

I´m pretty sure I wont miss him...:rolleyes:

funny......news says he's still kicking around

They should make a horror movie out of that.;) :D

I've read a few of his enciclycles in college. chEEba, you're right, he was a peaceful man.

Really??
I thought he was a raving lunatic??:confused: :rolleyes:

:D

YEAH!!!



But maybe Cheeba had a better idea when he mentioned "Weekend at Bernies"? LOL

I can just picture it.... "Weekend at Bernies 3 - The pope that wouln´t die".:D

No.... thats me...

Does anyone really care besides "Wrong-fong"? Fuck the Pope! Mitch Headburg is way more important.

If you do some research on some of the things he's done during his time as pope, you'll see that he may have actually done more for you than you think, sedated.

I thought the pope died like a year ago :confused:

Ignoranus...:cool:

Well... I really don't honestly care about religion figures. Too me it seems times haven't changed since we were all peasents and kings.

The Pope wasn't any more special than you Cheeba. Thats not a insult, just that he isn't magical.

Maybe he did do a lot for us... I don't know, it doesn't seem like it.

Why isn't there any female pope's? or black pope's? Is God a white male?

Did someone say......























































Ignor?

Wusn´t me...:rolleyes:

My name is angra.. i love this :rolleyes:

He is still being reported alive but in very bad shape right now.

No wacko. My name is Angra and i love this :rolleyes:


Duh!!? :rolleyes:

Isn't it time for your cyanide and banana smoothie?



































Fuckin' moron:rolleyes:

I hope he didn't rape enough little boys to disqualify him from getting into heaven. That would be such a burn.

I hope he just liked to touch. ;)

This































is annoying.

Your a stupid bitch. Don't read my fucking posts, if your too smart for them :rolleyes: Sorry, If I don't support child rape.

I'm a stupid bitch????????? Now there is fuckin irony for ya.

Apprently neither did he. Half the time you don't even have a fucking clue. Had you, perchance, been the owner of a viable braincell, you might have aspired to something other than felching the bottom of the food chain.

Remeber this???
(I edited it)

And your response was.....


Which is it spanky? Since you brought it up. Frankly, if you sucked anymore you would inhale your own dick.

Moron:rolleyes:

Sweet!

LMAO


You´re the cutest, fairy.




But it´s true actually.:cool:

See ya got me good there. I can't fuck with this one cause i would be fucking myself. Ya there's a stretch :p .

Thank you puddin;)

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easin the tention... anyways I hope he is not suffering whatever he is doing now.

I should amend this thread title. He's not dead yet. He's currently undead.

LMAO:D
good one

What the fuck are you talking about? I said Child rape is horrible.... and the LOL part was a joke. meaning it doesn't make anything better.

You think all those fucking priest's were charged with sex crimes? They have huge lists of names and only a hand full have had charges and most are still priest's. The Pope didn't do shit. "Oh wow, he approved changes" who wouldn't do that? I'm sorry. I didn't know you were a huge fan of the pope.

Since you save Lollipop's and suck a lot of dick . you should be getting paid for it. Least whore's are doing a job.

The Catholic Church and The Vatican is too full of crime, prejudice, sexism, homophobia, child molesting Priests, those that help and cover up for aid Priest and hateful/harmful doctrines....I could really care less about "The Pope, who is head of it all.

And I'm sick of The Catholic Church (and Catholicism IS an extreme religion) having any kind of influence (and i know the TV is going to be filled with this now) in Britain.
We are NOT a Catholic Country, we have fought to keep it that way (thabkd Christ) and I'm fed up with them spouting on.

We have the good old Church of England which is about as 'tame' a side of Christian religion as you can get, and I like it that way! We are a secular Country and I don't want no extremist Catholic or Isklamic crud trying to force it's we in.
SHIT...thise damn American Baptist nutters will be trying next!

RIP The Pope.
May every......
Gay man you have condemned,

Gay woman you have condemned,

Every woman denied the right to serve her God in the Priesthood,

Every Priest molested child.

Every denied Holocaust victim,

And every dead from AIDS (because you decreed it was a sin to wear a condom) African.....
....Sing you on your way!

PURELY becaue of all the fuss! And have you checked the dfate 2003!!!
2 0 0 3 !!!!
Hardly in a hurry then was he?

The Vatican could and should have chamnged this disgrwaceful crap DECADES ago.

He was Head of an organisation that not only employed MANY molesting Priests (over ANY Woman as well I might add who could not serve her God because she WAS a woman) but then covered up for them, made excuses for them, KNEW about them and moved them on to other places (telling no one about their molesting) when they did 'wrong' where they were.

This is THE CHURCH! It's meant to be different. It's mreant to represent GOD, those that work for the Church are meant to work for God and be chosen by Him, these children SHOULD HAVE IN THEORY been in the safest hands on earth!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And they all thought they were, purely becuase of what i just said!

So to have a person in that HOLY, GODLY place of trust then abuse you is bad enough, but to then have the whole mighty edifice of The Catholic Church and The Vatican then cover up for your abuser and see him moved on to other postings to carry on abusing another batch of unsuspecting children who put their trust in God's hands.......Must have been SHATTERING!

And The Pope was Head of all that!!!

As well as all the other stuff i mentioned in my above post...so excuse me if I don't shed many tears!

It's not like the Pope sent out a letter saying, "Dear priests, please rape little boys." I doubt he had control over it.

And how can you hate the Pope? He's like, the one guy on the planet who's guaranteed to get into Heaven! I bet you masturbate with a crucifix (in the butt).