Horror Captions
 

Here's the deal with this game. U find a picture, any picture, and make a funny caption for it. I've had a blast doing this on other sites and hope it works well here at horror.com. I'll go first.



http://ffmedia.ign.com/filmforce/ima...613512-000.jpg

Chucky- That Jack Nicholson got nothin' on me, except for three things. 1) He's human, 2) He's bigger, and 3) He has a real penis (well, at least I think he does.)

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http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.ya...sa_george3.jpg

Priest- Are u cold?
Woman- No, I'm just trying to resist giving u the middle finger cuz you're a priest. Now if u were a rabbi...

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http://www.telegraph.co.uk/connected...3/ecrvuu13.jpg

Ah, the epic battle of primate and monkey!

this is what michael jackson would look like without any plastic surgury

lol

"the lineup to see the easter bunny is a mile long. This sucks - Lets try another mall"

"Is it just me or is there a draft in here ?"

http://www.earthfilms.org/gallery_wt.../cops-guns.jpg

GIVE US THE DONUTS!!!

who said bond got all the cool gadgets

That's Fucking Good!! LMAO!! :D

http://accad.osu.edu/~sburns/lightin...feratu%201.jpg


Early Christmas morning, Count Orlock finds the shiny red bike he always wanted

http://www.scifisite.co.uk/chestburs...goutlarge.jpeg

After that, everyone refused to eat Charlie's macaroni casserole.

http://www.goldblum.com/Movie/TheFly/fly.jpg

"I look like a monkey!"

http://www.webwombat.com.au/entertai...predator-2.JPG

Look! It's the ancient remains of Britney Spears' music career!

http://www.thehollywoodnews.com/images3/ring2.jpg

The Pillsburry Drag Queen!

http://www.moderntimes.com/palace/b/40_image/bhor.jpg

"OOOoooooOOOOhhhh, Red Velvet.... my favorite.... this is the best birthday EVER!!!!"

http://stuffthatisawesome.tripod.com..._boomstick.jpg

Raise your hands in the air like you just don't care!

"What a great song...I wonder what ever happened to Mr. Big, anyways...waited on a line of greeennsss and bluuueeess..."