Im going to wig the fuck out
 

K, heres the deal...

I live with this kid, Douglas, not by choice..its my moms boyfriends son, and i really do like Doug Sr, hes a great guy, but this little bastard is a disgrace..

Well i came home today to find out that he had been in my room while i was gone, he stole 2 brand new bic lighters, my glass pipe, then downloaded a whole bunch of shit on my fucking computer, like it was his own room...now tell me i shouldnt just pull a Terminator on the front door and kick the living shit out of him..

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bleh if i was in that situation id bitch slap the taste out of his mouth and tell him this aint your room so get the fuck out!!!!!!!

I just say i stomp the motherfucker out

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An ass kicking will hurt for a day, embarassment and humiliation can last a lifetime. ;)

cut off his hands like they do out east

If you're going to cut something off...

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i know the ultamite thing for that pull his pants down infront of his friends hed hate for ever never talk to u either

so small scale

i have talked to Doug i don't like him either

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Oh, you have no idea for humiliation for him. I think Massacre Man knows about it. But yeah his little secret will be all around..hmm..the middle school and the high school....

Plus i plan on taking his Playstation 2 and pawning it...

It just bothers me because he must think im stupid as shit because hes done it like 5 times and ive caught him every time...so its definetly time to make his life hell..:eek:

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i've caught him a couple times too

ok hm......






i got it!!!!!!








no wait.....










ok i got it now





when hes alseep get a sock and a block of bar soap and put the bar of soap in the sock and sneak in his room and start wailing on em....sound good???

Dude just hire a transvestite prostitute, get your roommate drunk as shit, then photograph the two of em' havin sex...

Well ive been playing the Punisher a lot lately and its got me thinking....drill press

One problem, hes like 14

read the first post again

and how are you gonna prove it's a man and not just a really ugly woman

Ok, so he's not a "roommate". Nothing else needs to be changed.

the penis?

Just a thought.

it's at his mom's house i don't think they're gonna let him bring in a man/woman to do a 14 year old

Jesus Christ...

then take him to a hotel, this isn't like an actual plan... we don't need to pick apart every semantic detail.

i don't think Hate_Breeder would want to watch it no less photo that

He wont have a fucking penis after im done with him

never said it would i just wanted to see how long it would take for you to get mad

that doesn't sound right at all

Cool, that's a really pointless and stupid thing to do.

Next time I'm keepin' my mouth shut.

He just needs a little love and understanding. Buy him ice-cream and tell him that your there for him to talk to.
Better yet...give him a lollipop.

http://www.cndcountrygifts.com/images/GOU-093.jpg

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kill the little bitch

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That sounds the most reasonable.

But i know for one hes going to get soooooooooooooooooooooo fucking inciated next year....how does this sound?

"IM A SWEATY FAT KID THAT MASTERBATES," written with permanent marker on his face

see, it worked

Hooray!

Doug Senior came home and i had a little talk with him and within a minute he had the pipe and the 2 lighters back to me. My mom bought me a new lock for my door. And doug made him apologize, in which i didnt even talk to him, creating more akwardness..which was effective.

"I thought the pipe looked cool...heh"
"......."
"......."

*door shuts*

And doug senior told him i wanted to kick his ass hah! But if that kid was my little brother, hed probably be getting his ass kicked right now

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Put his hand in the doorway and pull that door with all your might. He will have some blue ass fingers.

what about crazy gluing a large stuffed winnie the pooh to his bag while he's sleeping ?

can we see the pipe?

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this guy douglas sounds like an asshole,in fact he reminds me of my roommate freshman year in collage.just lay it down and tell him don't f$#k with my shit,if that fails wait till he's sleeping and piss on his face ala CKY style....if that does'nt work beat his ass.

Why don´t you just get a lock on your door?
If you don´t it will just continue and you will end up standing on the street saying "Dude, where´s my car dude??". LOL

My old lady would have kicked my ass for having a pipe :eek:

im the type to do weird shit, like clog toilets with mashed potatoes

but, not only would that not work cuz ur all using the same toilet, but thats a whole grip of potatoes. and i remember ur thread a while back about not having any food ;)

but yeh... again, weird shit!! im the type of person that would get yelled at
'Kristin, what the hell is all that brown powder on my floor'
'choclate milk mix'
'why'
'iono'

i mean come on... can u REALLY get yelled at about that? my bf yelled at me yesterday. he was so pissed
'GOD DAMMIT THAT HURTS. QUIT THROWING HERSHEY KISSES AT ME'

then he laughed.