The One and Only Sam The Egg thread
 

why the fuck not?




Sam The Egg is awesome. Discuss

I heard that him and STE and like, the same person...I think it's just one of those internet rumours though.

I like Sammy best of all

Everybody do the STE dance

http://projects.ascp.am/holidays/zatik2/2.gif

I heard STE > Sam > Ravenbomb

+1

Damn right

I prefered Sam The Egg...but they all rock my body.

I prefered Sam, too, but I got fucking banned

the STE is fucking awsome




HAIL TO THE STE!!!!!!!:D :D

sam has low self esteem or something,

but I suppose he's a cute boy, considering the amount of snail trail left in his wake.

"The sage wears clothes of coarse cloth but carries jewels in his bosom; He knows himself but does not display himself; He loves himself but does not hold himself in high esteem"

-Lao Tzu

sam has a list fixation ... for real !

it's true

this reminds me of your "+1" thread that is somewhere in the modern horror fourms i think

Sheesh that guy is a dickhead. Sam the Egg..heh..if he still spammed these boards id elbow him! :p

thats just a cop out

ur a cop out. OOOOOOOOOOOOOo

i was going to make a thread about u sam, but since u alreay made one....

i need that link of that penectomy. it was in spanish or whatever, u know, where the guy chopped his dickhead off? thanks

in return ill send u a pic of my left nipple. hell, ill even wax it for u.

+2

Walnuts

- Funny coincidence, that.

I know, huh

Oh I get it, he's one of those hellraiser dudes eh? That movie sucked. (I'm guessing all the sequels sucked too)

Yeah

I hafta say, I always look forward to this Darth Bane character popping back up. He makes probably (to me) the most entertaining posts on this website. I'm pretty sure I have him pegged as a 40-year old virgin who is really into comic books, drawing, hanging at the coffee shop, and watching Hellraiser movies... all while vaguely resembling the comic store owner from the Simpsons and living with his parents.

here's what I've picked up so far which leads me to guess this:

1. he's into Role Play. click here for vid of "Darth" (hehe) in his 'rents backyard
2. he, apparently, considers himself to be some sort of "hacker." people who are into computers are nerds.


I guess that's about it. Put please, mods, don't ban this poor sap, this is what he lives for. And like I said, I really enjoy his posts.

why ? i dont get it ...
it might be vaguely amusing the first couple of times but before long all his crap runs together and makes mud ...

i hate trolls ... i'm torn between feeling sad for them that they dont have anything better to do ... and the urge to push them off of a high bridge .. just for being so pathetic ..

forum trolls are the people who are too chicken to make prank phonecalls.

BWA HA HA HA HA!!!! fuckin brilliant

don't forget the Gor novels

i actually agree. but then again i prefer candyman..

but my favorite will always be Horace Pinckner! ^_^

Umm...Did you fail to remember that we have already proven that you are not an 'us'?....ALL of your supposed 'friends' and idiots in your 'army' had YOUR IP...:rolleyes:

And I have been here far longer than YOU, and I can't recall EVER seeing Sam "fall"......Well, except for that one time, when he tripped over his...umm....


Let's just say, he almost broke his spine :D

given the size of it, it would be more accurate to say my spine almost broke me

if hes banned why you all still talking to him?

somewhat related, i found this one

A WEST NYACK, N.Y. MAN was found dead at his computer apparently the victim of trying to keep up with too many professional forums. Childress H. Wanamaker, 54, an account executive at a New York-based new media company, died of starvation according to the West Nyack coroner's office. Wanamaker's emaciated body was found by Loraine, his wife of 26 years, who told MediaPost she had been bringing her husband meals on plastic trays for weeks, but that he never took the time to eat them.
"He was glued to his computer 24/7," she said tearfully. "He was so afraid he was going to miss an opportunity to contribute a comment or start a discussion, that he just stopped eating." She added that Wanamaker's last words were "OK Picard, stick that in your pipe and smoke it..."

Computer forensic specialists from SUNY at Cortland discovered that Wanamaker was subscribed to 48 different forums and networking communities including one apparently having to do with the elderly called "oldtimers" and another apparently limited to just 100 people. They also found that he posted a comment into one forum or another on an average of two per minute every hour of the day for the past seven weeks.

"He felt under terrible pressure to be part of the online community," said his son, Lucian, who says he tried several times to get his father's attention and lure him away from the computer. "The only time he even looked up was when I told him I had seen Dane Madsen trying to steal his car out of the driveway."

Police found what appeared to be an organization chart taped to the wall of Wanamaker's den with lines linking small photos of people unknown to the police including a Tom Hespos and an Adam Boettiger. Neither is considered a suspect in Wanamaker's death.

"Once, I thought I had him," said Lucian Wanamaker, "when I said that mom had made cookies, but half out of his chair, he just sat back down mumbling something about two Roman gods; I believe it was Jupiter and Atlas having some sort of titanic battle. 'Let them eat PIE,' he bellowed banging on his keyboard."

Computer forensic specialists reported that there was no order or continuity to Wanamaker's forum postings. "It looks like he just sort of randomly commented on whatever was in the discussion string at the time," said Stephen Hall, CUNY-Cortland adjunct professor of intemperate and impulsive behavior. "He let nothing go by unchallenged by his own point of view, nor failed to respond to any other community member asking for advice or a new job. This consumed not only 24 hours a day, but also, apparently, his physical health."

In what must be a record, Wanamaker was linked into to over 15,250 other community members, many of whom he exchanged notes with daily. He also contributed to 375 blogs and was expected to start an online column about the impact of interactive communications on health, when he died.

A virtual memorial service will be held online at a date to be determined

http://publications.mediapost.com/i...e&art_aid=29415

i found that last line funny(lmao)

(A virtual memorial service will be held online at a date to be determined)lmfao

Oh...He'll be back..Now that he's finally figured out HOW :rolleyes:

if he'd been cybering at the time, and the other person didn't know he died and kept going, would that count as necrophilia?

yall need him just as much as he need you ^_^

No...I believe that's called 'NETcrophilia'...lol

Well, he'll say something, or cut and paste something, and just get kicked right back off. The real worry is, how many times do we have to endure it??? Agony.

I need him like I need an infected labia