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Ever felt like you were on a reality TV show?
Seriously, last night i couldve sworn i was on Punk'd.
First of all my parents are camping for their anniversary and i was specifically told not to have anyone over. Soon enough there was like 9 people at my house all drunk. And i'd tell them to leave and they were incapacitated at the time so they would just stumble around like zombies. Then this one girl who i dont like..starts trying to fucking makeout with me and she was drunk as shit (i know what most of the males on this site have to say about that one :rolleyes: ), and i actually had to push her out of my house. Yeah and more people just kept coming to my house until 2:30 in the morning |
fuck reality tv
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to feel like i was on a reality show i'd have to pretend that i was doing things i'd normally do without noticing the 100's of film crew milling about.
so no ... never felt that way. |
No, but when I get stoned, I feel like I'm stuck back in the eighties. It's the damndest thing...
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I once thought I was on Laguna Beach, but it turned out I just wandered into my old high school.
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I want too see someone commit suicide and than Ashton Kutcher runs out laughing and pointing. "YOU JUST GOT PUNK'D YOU DUMB ASSHOLE!"
Am I the only one that wants to see this? |
yeh, cuz i talk a lot and really loud and people make fun of or laugh at me. cuz i say dumb shit
well, they dont laugh too hard, they try and pretend like they dont hear, or try and only smile i always wonder what the residents over @ my bfs apartment complex think. they hear some weird shit 'give me your nipple bitch' 'i dont like olive juice' andlots of cursing. and all the moaning and groaning isnt even sex noises, its us beating the shit out of each other. anyway, i think it would be cool to be on the telly. we would be interesting, the other day he farted in my ear! only cuz i asked him to. it cleared my out ear canal tho, i could hear much better out of that ear ever since. i thnk next time im gona have him fart right on my face. well, itll be through pants, and ill be back about 5 inches. bu ti wanna know how bad it would stink, ya know, getting it straight on. i keep askinghim to burp in my mouth tho and he wont. fuckin pussy would u watch? |
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barbra... he farted under the covers so i tried using it against him. he was in there for about 30 seconds when i finally gave up. i put the covers down and that shit stank. he was holding his breath just to get me
that motherfucker is too clever. |
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......big ass syringes. thats about it
maybe he can fart in the syringe, and i plug it up. be like stink b0mbs. then i can put the tube directly into his nose, or down his throat, then shoot it into him?? .. u think that would be gross? what if there was a brown cloud n the syringe? |
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what if i farted in a syringe, and he farted in a syringe. then we traded, injected in each others fart into our own asses, and then farted out the fart
meaning, i fart out his fart and he farts out mine. ? one time i stuck my nipple in his pee hole. i dont remeber whos idea it was. thing is, i have a big fuckin nipple..... (some of you know.) well, i guess both nipples are big. whatever. anyway. ive never farted in front of him. im not 2 comfortabel with farting, im always afraid ill follow through. so i usually do it ont he toilet. yesterday i farted a teensy weensy bit on accident while i was in his room, but he was in the kitchen. |
I really don't think your ass if going to leak everytime you fart.
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my asshole is not one to be trusted.
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that would make ppl think twice about going on your comp. lol
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