Hello
 

Yup, I the silly n00b. Been getting tired of some of the old forums I used to frequent so I figured I might as well check this one out.

Also active at:
World Wide DVD Forums
Dreamin Demon
Fangoria
The Horror Channel
Fireside Chat
Nightmare Cult
The Admin Zone

No longer active at:
I Spit On Your Movie
Echoes of Fear
Horror Movie Fan Club
3am Horror Review

Banned from:
DVD Maniacs
B-Headed

Used to write for:
Horror Review
Horror View

Now writing for:
My Own Site (Coming soon)

Seems like a good forum. Expect to be around here a fair bit.

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I was competing for the Iowa City athletic games, and I always dreamed of winning the 100 meter dash. I trained really hard, almost five hours a day, every day, for three months. I followed a strict diet, worked out, ran and took dietary supplements. My time finally came; I was so nervous, but I was ready. The gun fired and I took off, passing up everyone around me. Well, it turns out I won by a landslide and they presented me with my trophy in front of everyone. I was so proud as I looked down at the inscription...

It said you saw a guy taking a shower and you think about it when you're alone, then you think about touching yourself.

Welcome!:D

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LMMAO

Dude.... You´re sick!!:p

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we're going to check your resume and get back to you. don't call us we'll call you.

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Butterscotch, butterscotch
on your lips!
How many boyfriends
did you kiss?!

1 boy, 2 boys, 3 boys
THREE BOYS!!!

Get lost.

Welcome to the forum, I think you'll like it here. ;)

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Are we suppose to care about all this bullshit

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DUDE ;) I absolutely adore your humor :p

what!! no prewarning... how can it be!

Because he´s a spamming noob and Zwoti already hates his guts, i guess. :D

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And I absolutely adore YOU.:D

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ItsAlive75 and Moonlitmeadow stroll along the beach, gazing into each others eyes, listening to the crashing waves.
He's waited his whole life for this moment, He won't lose Her again, He can't lose Her again. A girl like Moonlitmeadow comes around once in a lifetime. As the sun sets he takes her hand in his and looks into her eyes, She's more beautiful than he remembered. He pulls her body close and leans in to kiss Her, the fire of passion burns in his loins.
For a moment time stands still, this is their moment. ;)

:rolleyes: hey welcome...

http://home.ripway.com/2005-5/312393...1billen4hs.gif
;)

Now that my friend is a welcome:D

Angra....cute, very cute ya bloody bastard ;)

Zomb-Didn't we all tell you to STFU until you have 100 posts?:p

I promised to not flame the N00bs'

You didn't find that funny about the beach and the crashing waves?I actually worked on that one for a while.
I just wanted to make You laugh.No harm intended.
Don't be so hard on me.:D

I'll give you a few points for effort I suppose. :rolleyes: :p

Thank You,
I really like it here.
I belong to 2 other forums and this one is by far the best.
ItsAlive75,Dracula in Dallas and Shanks are awesome.I really didn't mean any of that stuff i said.I was just trying not be out done.Just between You and me Shanks is kinda scary,I thought He might bust a cap in my ass.
I promise to not Flame the N00bs' until my 100 posts.

Now you're just making me feel bad....you sound like you're 8 years old promising your mom that you'll never lie to her again or something ;) Ack....I just don't have the heart to be mean for long:p
All good.

I'm actually 10 :D

You are NOT!!! OMG...and you were talking like that before? Where the hell did you learn to say those things? Kids now-a-days;)

Just kidding:D

I figured as much, after I looked at your profile...:)

You did what?:mad:

Psh, you think I'm that romantic?

It's chicken and sex. Interpret that however you want.

I hoped You'd like it.
:D

My interpretation: Your doing this girl doggie style with a bucket of the colonels' extra krispy fried chicken on her back.
Now that's finger licken good.:p

am I even close?

How gay are you?:confused:

finger lickin good:eek:
lmao

Don't You like chicken?:D

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Go suck a cock ya spamming fuck....and about your big intro.....
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