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Nana_baby 01-15-2006 05:09 PM

:rolleyes: Men they are so lazy

bloodrayne 01-15-2006 05:14 PM

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Originally posted by Nana_baby
:rolleyes: Men they are so lazy
Or just witty

The STE 01-15-2006 05:15 PM

Lazy? Pfft. Using this bucket is more work than you think.

bloodrayne 01-15-2006 05:17 PM

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Originally posted by The STE
Lazy? Pfft. Using this bucket is more work than you think.
Not to mention dragging around 23 inches of....


well...

Nana_baby 01-15-2006 05:17 PM

WTMI

Nana_baby 01-15-2006 05:20 PM

*yawns on suject*

The STE 01-15-2006 05:29 PM

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Originally posted by bloodrayne
Not to mention dragging around 23 inches of....


well...

thick veiny penis

Nana_baby 01-15-2006 05:31 PM

okay i got the idea the first time guys

bloodrayne 01-15-2006 05:32 PM

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Originally posted by The STE
thick veiny penis
You forgot to mention the spinal cord

The STE 01-15-2006 05:33 PM

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Originally posted by bloodrayne
You forgot to mention the spinal cord
well, the spinal cord is IN the penis. I mean, I've gotta carry around my regular spine and all my kidneys too, but I don't mention those.

Nana_baby 01-15-2006 05:36 PM

GUYSSSSS...............................
pleaaaaaaassssssssssssseeeeeeeeeee
STOP.............................................. ....
thank you

bloodrayne 01-15-2006 05:36 PM

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Originally posted by The STE
well, the spinal cord is IN the penis. I mean, I've gotta carry around my regular spine and all my kidneys too, but I don't mention those.
But of course...


Yet...You know, most guys don't have such an affliction, so I'm sure that it makes it heavier and much more cumbersome...So, it really IS more work, and therefore worth mentioning as pertaining to the subject of whether or not you are lazy, no?

The STE 01-15-2006 05:37 PM

it sweats pure Fresca

Nana_baby 01-15-2006 05:38 PM

u are doing this on porpose rn't u?

The STE 01-15-2006 05:38 PM

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Originally posted by bloodrayne
But of course...


Yet...You know, most guys don't have such an affliction, so I'm sure that it makes it heavier and much more cumbersome...So, it really IS more work, and therefore worth mentioning as pertaining to the subject of whether or not you are lazy, no?

too true. I actually had to have one of my (rather huge) testicles removed to put in a device to pump extra blood so my big spicy beef dong can actually get hard. If I didn't have it, I'd pass out whenever I got a boner

Nana_baby 01-15-2006 05:40 PM

OMG.....you guys are gonna make me so sick
but alas i keep reading cuz its funny as shit so please go on

The STE 01-15-2006 05:43 PM

My penis and I built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassinatino. When Oswald shot at him, my penis deflected all the bullets. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement

It was also the sight of my penis that turned George Takei gay

Taom 01-15-2006 05:49 PM

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Originally posted by The STE
[B]My penis and I built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassinatino. When Oswald shot at him, my penis deflected all the bullets. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement
[B]

And thus.....the magic bullet theory is upheld......by deflection of a large penis

wood_elf_pansy 01-15-2006 05:49 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by The STE
My penis and I built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassinatino. When Oswald shot at him, my penis deflected all the bullets. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement

It was also the sight of my penis that turned George Takei gay

mmhmm sure sam

The STE 01-15-2006 05:54 PM

it's all true. Also, my semen is 106 proof, and I've been told it tastes like the juices of a delicious, medium-cooked T-Bone steak

bloodrayne 01-15-2006 05:58 PM

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Originally posted by The STE
it's all true. Also, my semen is 106 proof, and I've been told it tastes like the juices of a delicious, medium-cooked T-Bone steak
Eww...Yuck!...Now I'M gonna gag...




Steak is SOOO much better rare




:D :D :D

The STE 01-15-2006 06:01 PM

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Originally posted by bloodrayne
Eww...Yuck!...Now I'M gonna gag...




Steak is SOOO much better rare




:D :D :D

not THIS steak

There was a theory going around a couple years ago that my penis was actually three penises in a flesh-coloured sleeping bag. I tracked down the person who started this rumor and promptly disproved it. How, you ask? To this day, even I don't know.

Nana_baby 01-15-2006 06:02 PM

oh my god

The STE 01-15-2006 06:02 PM

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Originally posted by Nana_baby
oh my god
that's what they all say...

ItsAlive75 01-15-2006 08:31 PM

I heard from this guy at a busstop that STE's penis can quote every line from the Off Broadway production Hedwig and the Angry Itch, including the final performance at the acclaimed Victory Gardens Theatre in Chicago.

...but every time it does it grows a little bit smaller.

The STE 01-15-2006 09:11 PM

first of all, how can something "grow" smaller?


second, it's not really getting smaller, it's just a very good actor

BTW, ever see my penis and Optimus Prime in the same place at the same time? No. Coincidence? I think not.

Angelakillsluts 01-15-2006 09:34 PM

...
 
I heard somewhere that every time Michael Jackson did the Moonwalk, it wasn't actually him dancing but rather just the effect of the gravitational pull of Sam's ego. :p

The STE 01-15-2006 09:53 PM

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Originally posted by Angelakillsluts
I heard somewhere that every time Michael Jackson did the Moonwalk, it wasn't actually him dancing but rather just the effect of the gravitational pull of Sam's penis. :p
Edited for accuracy

bloodrayne 01-15-2006 09:56 PM

We shouldn't really laugh at Sam...

I mean, consider the negative aspects of having this thing...


1) Having to drag around all that extra weight

2) Having to buy customized pants

3) Being forced to have sex from another room than the one the girl is in

4) Having to show security people (at airports, borders, etcetera) that he is NOT smuggling a rocket launcher...or a boa constrictor

5) Being eyed suspiciously by grocery store workers who may think that he is trying to shoplift sausages

6) It often seems to have a mind of it's own...Don't you think that maybe sometimes Sam could be afraid to go to sleep...He HAS voiced concerns that it will one day strangle him

7) The risk of tripping and breaking his neck

8) The simple act of jumping up and down could cause serious injury

9) Lawsuits from people who claim that he has poked their eye out at porn theaters

10) Masterbation would be a BITCH


And it has been rumored that it may have kleptomaniacal tendencies....Ever seen how an elephant picks up a peanut with its trunk?...Ya gotta think about that one a little bit

I'm sure there are more...One can only imagine ALL of the hardships that he faces because of this...

Angelakillsluts 01-15-2006 10:01 PM

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Quote:

Originally posted by bloodrayne
We shouldn't really laugh at Sam...

I mean, consider the negative aspects of having this thing...


1) Having to drag around all that extra weight

2) Having to buy customized pants

3) Being forced to have sex from another room than the one the girl is in

4) Having to show security people (at airports, borders, etcetera) that he is NOT smuggling a rocket launcher...or a boa constrictor

5) Being eyed suspiciously by grocery store workers who may think that he is trying to shoplift sausages

6) It often seems to have a mind of it's own...Don't you think that maybe sometimes Sam could be afraid to go to sleep...He HAS voiced concerns that it will one day strangle him

7) The risk of tripping and breaking his neck

8) The simple act of jumping up and down could cause serious injury

9) Lawsuits from people who claim that he has poked their eye out at porn theaters

10) Masterbation would be a BITCH


And it has been rumored that it may have kleptomaniacal tendencies....Ever seen how an elephant picks up a peanut with its trunk?...Ya gotta think about that one a little bit

I'm sure there are more...One can only imagine ALL of the hardships that he faces because of this...

LMAO It should be a documentary.

The STE 01-15-2006 10:02 PM

One hazard of this penis:
I was watching Happy Days, and back then I thought Joanie was hot, I popped a boner, and it went THROUGH the TV and took out Chuck. That's why he was only in the first season

Angelakillsluts 01-15-2006 10:03 PM

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Quote:

Originally posted by The STE
One hazard of this penis:
I was watching Happy Days, and back then I thought Joanie was hot, I popped a boner, and it went THROUGH the TV and took out Chuck. That's why he was only in the first season

I fail to see how this would be a boring documentary, trippin. :p

The STE 01-15-2006 10:07 PM

there already is a documentary, it came out this year. It was called "March of the Penguins"

bloodrayne 01-15-2006 10:07 PM

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Originally posted by Angelakillsluts
I fail to see how this would be a boring documentary, trippin. :p
It even has political and historical implications...ie: the JFK thing

The STE 01-15-2006 10:08 PM

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Originally posted by trippin_the_rif
Typo. He meant Richie.:p
no, Chuck. He was Richie's brother who was only in the first season. Now you know why.

bloodrayne 01-15-2006 10:11 PM

Hmmm...I wonder how many more 'mysteries' can be solved, and attributed to this...


OMG...What REALLY happened to the Sphinx's nose?!


Sam?....

slasherman 01-15-2006 10:12 PM

ehh remember this ?

http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d5...ow-penis-2.jpg

The STE 01-15-2006 10:14 PM

since my penis is so long, when I cum, the semen has more time to build up speed before it shoots out. One time, it came out so fast, it created a shockwave that opened up a rip in time, and wrecked Amelia Earhart's plane while she was flying over the pacific

The STE 01-15-2006 10:15 PM

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Originally posted by slasherman
ehh remember this ?

http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d5...ow-penis-2.jpg

a scale model of the smallest my penis has ever been

The STE 01-15-2006 10:16 PM

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Originally posted by trippin_the_rif
I got that, but what about the rest of the show's duration? It couldnt have been Joanie, her looks didnt kick in til she was at least 35 or 36. It was Fonzie, wasnt it? Or are u torn between Happy days and Tom Hanks in drag on Boosim Buddies? You can share with us. Seriously.:D :p
did you just read the words "Happy Days" and "boner" and go from there? Try reading my post again


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