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:rolleyes: Men they are so lazy
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Lazy? Pfft. Using this bucket is more work than you think.
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well... |
WTMI
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*yawns on suject*
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okay i got the idea the first time guys
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GUYSSSSS...............................
pleaaaaaaassssssssssssseeeeeeeeeee STOP.............................................. .... thank you |
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Yet...You know, most guys don't have such an affliction, so I'm sure that it makes it heavier and much more cumbersome...So, it really IS more work, and therefore worth mentioning as pertaining to the subject of whether or not you are lazy, no? |
it sweats pure Fresca
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u are doing this on porpose rn't u?
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OMG.....you guys are gonna make me so sick
but alas i keep reading cuz its funny as shit so please go on |
My penis and I built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassinatino. When Oswald shot at him, my penis deflected all the bullets. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement
It was also the sight of my penis that turned George Takei gay |
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And thus.....the magic bullet theory is upheld......by deflection of a large penis |
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it's all true. Also, my semen is 106 proof, and I've been told it tastes like the juices of a delicious, medium-cooked T-Bone steak
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Steak is SOOO much better rare :D :D :D |
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There was a theory going around a couple years ago that my penis was actually three penises in a flesh-coloured sleeping bag. I tracked down the person who started this rumor and promptly disproved it. How, you ask? To this day, even I don't know. |
oh my god
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I heard from this guy at a busstop that STE's penis can quote every line from the Off Broadway production Hedwig and the Angry Itch, including the final performance at the acclaimed Victory Gardens Theatre in Chicago.
...but every time it does it grows a little bit smaller. |
first of all, how can something "grow" smaller?
second, it's not really getting smaller, it's just a very good actor BTW, ever see my penis and Optimus Prime in the same place at the same time? No. Coincidence? I think not. |
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I heard somewhere that every time Michael Jackson did the Moonwalk, it wasn't actually him dancing but rather just the effect of the gravitational pull of Sam's ego. :p
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We shouldn't really laugh at Sam...
I mean, consider the negative aspects of having this thing... 1) Having to drag around all that extra weight 2) Having to buy customized pants 3) Being forced to have sex from another room than the one the girl is in 4) Having to show security people (at airports, borders, etcetera) that he is NOT smuggling a rocket launcher...or a boa constrictor 5) Being eyed suspiciously by grocery store workers who may think that he is trying to shoplift sausages 6) It often seems to have a mind of it's own...Don't you think that maybe sometimes Sam could be afraid to go to sleep...He HAS voiced concerns that it will one day strangle him 7) The risk of tripping and breaking his neck 8) The simple act of jumping up and down could cause serious injury 9) Lawsuits from people who claim that he has poked their eye out at porn theaters 10) Masterbation would be a BITCH And it has been rumored that it may have kleptomaniacal tendencies....Ever seen how an elephant picks up a peanut with its trunk?...Ya gotta think about that one a little bit I'm sure there are more...One can only imagine ALL of the hardships that he faces because of this... |
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One hazard of this penis:
I was watching Happy Days, and back then I thought Joanie was hot, I popped a boner, and it went THROUGH the TV and took out Chuck. That's why he was only in the first season |
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there already is a documentary, it came out this year. It was called "March of the Penguins"
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Hmmm...I wonder how many more 'mysteries' can be solved, and attributed to this...
OMG...What REALLY happened to the Sphinx's nose?! Sam?.... |
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since my penis is so long, when I cum, the semen has more time to build up speed before it shoots out. One time, it came out so fast, it created a shockwave that opened up a rip in time, and wrecked Amelia Earhart's plane while she was flying over the pacific
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